PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolcake Roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrey Kochergin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lolcake Roflcake has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Roflcake
vs
Kochergin

186 cm
19
205 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

175 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lolcake Roflcake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Andrey Kochergin!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Roflcake misses
and Kochergin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Roflcake will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Roflcake throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Andrey Kochergin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Roflcake misses.
Roflcake tries to bum rush Kochergin with a series of wild strikes but Kochergin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kochergin throws a right hand that Roflcake ducks under and follows up with a left that Roflcake also avoids with ease.
Roflcake will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Roflcake comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kochergin wants to clinch but Roflcake slips to the side
and Roflcake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Roflcake showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kochergin.
Kochergin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kochergin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kochergin misses the shot to the body.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
Roflcake connects with a body shot that sends Kochergin's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roflcake throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kochergin.
Kochergin throws a right hand that misses
and Roflcake counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kochergin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Roflcake counters with a nice body shot.
Roflcake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Roflcake misses with a wild combination.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the body.
Kochergin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Roflcake counters with a straight right hand.
Kochergin looks gassed!
Kochergin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
Roflcake connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kochergin momentarily.
Roflcake scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kochergin tries to land a leg kick but Roflcake saw it coming and moves away.
Roflcake misses with a body shot.
Roflcake connects with a nice looking jab.
A jab lands there for Roflcake.
Roflcake moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kochergin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kochergin takes one to the chin there.
Roflcake throws a shot to the body.
Roflcake lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Roflcake is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Roflcake scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kochergin doesn't seem bothered though.
Roflcake lands a jab to Kochergin's midsection.
Roflcake fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Roflcake misses with a two punch combination.
Roflcake is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Roflcake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Roflcake lands with a good body shot.
Roflcake digs a good hook to Kochergin's body.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the body.
Roflcake scores with a hook to the body. Kochergin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kochergin ducks right into an uppercut from Roflcake.
Kochergin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Roflcake misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kochergin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Roflcake connects with a single shot there.
Roflcake jabs Kochergin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kochergin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Roflcake.
Kochergin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A nice combination there by Roflcake.
Roflcake feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kochergins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Roflcake, as that shot connected.
Kochergin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roflcake scores with a one two! Kochergin had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nice body punch from Roflcake.
Roflcake is working the combinations to good effect here.
Roflcake fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kochergin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kochergin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Roflcake.
Left hook, right uppercut from Roflcake.
Roflcake will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Roflcake throws a nice looking combination but Kochergin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kochergin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kochergin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Roflcake scores with a nice strike.
Roflcake scores with a jab to the head.
Roflcake lands with a nice body punch.
Roflcake lands a jab to the head.
Good exchange - Roflcake coming out on top.
Kochergin dodges the punch combination from Roflcake.
Roflcake cracks Kochergin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Roflcake with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Roflcake lands a jab to the head.
Roflcake throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kochergin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lolcake Roflcake dominated that round.
That's time! Roflcake's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Roflcake throws a combination. Kochergin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Roflcake lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Roflcake.
Roflcake misses with a double jab.
Roflcake with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Roflcake ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kochergin throws a right hand that misses
and Roflcake counters with a left to the body.
Roflcake lands a jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Roflcake!
Kochergin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Roflcake smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Roflcake cracks Kochergin with a good jab.
Roflcake is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kochergin can do to turn this around?
Kochergin is breathing heavily.
Roflcake thuds a left hand into Kochergin's body.
Roflcake throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A decent looking cross lands there for Roflcake.
Roflcake with a jab.
Kochergin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roflcake lands a slapping body shot.
Kochergin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kochergin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Roflcake stuns Kochergin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Roflcake uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Roflcake as he connects with a hook.
Kochergin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Roflcake lands with a nice body punch.
Roflcake is looking to wear down Kochergin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kochergin drops his hands momentarily and Roflcake takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Roflcake misses the shot to the body.
Roflcake misses with the combination.
Roflcake lunges at Kochergin with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kochergin's hand.
Roflcake lands with a nice combination. Kochergin backs away looking to recover.
Roflcake with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake works over Kochergin's head and body with a nice combination.
Roflcake connects with a single shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Roflcake scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kochergin doesn't seem bothered though.
Roflcake scores with a hook to the body. Kochergin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kochergin tries to move into range but Roflcake moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Roflcake works Kochergin's body with a nice hook.
Roflcake wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roflcake thuds a left hand into Kochergin's body.
Nice uppercut lands for Roflcake. That snapped Kochergin's head back.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Kochergin off the cage and back into rage.
Kochergin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kochergin there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lolcake Roflcake is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Roflcake lands a nice hook to Kochergin's body. Kochergin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Roflcake lands a really nice looking cross but Kochergin seems unphased.
A lazy left from Roflcake finds it's target.
Roflcake scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake stuns Kochergin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kochergin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Roflcake moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Roflcake scores with a body shot.
Roflcake lands a two punch combo.
Kochergin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kochergin there as he acknowledges the shot.
Roflcake looks to land a combination but Kochergin avoids it well.
Kochergin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Roflcake does it's job there.
Roflcake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roflcake throws a nice looking combination but Kochergin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Kochergin off the cage and back into rage.
No joy there for Roflcake, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Roflcake.
Roflcake scores with a hook.
Roflcake scores with a shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Roflcake. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Roflcake.
Roflcake jabs Kochergin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
An inside leg kick from Kochergin misses.
Roflcake with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Roflcake throws a series of punches but Kochergin avoids them all with ease.
Roflcake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kochergin was well out of range. Poor timing from Roflcake.
Kochergin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Roflcake connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kochergin scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A cross from Roflcake lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kochergin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Roflcake scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kochergin doesn't seem bothered though.
Roflcake throws out a powerful jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lolcake Roflcake dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Roflcake throws a nice looking combination but Kochergin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Roflcake throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Roflcake fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kochergin manages to avoid it.
Lolcake Roflcake is winning the standup battle so far.
Roflcake lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kochergin circles away quickly and effectively.
Roflcake fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kochergin manages to avoid it.
Kochergin connects with a leg kick. Roflcake looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Roflcake fails to land with a series of punches.
Roflcake fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kochergin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Roflcake uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kochergin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Roflcake jabs at Kochergin's body.
Good exchange - Roflcake coming out on top.
Roflcake scores with a jab.
Roflcake cracks a nice hook into Kochergin's ribs.
Kochergin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Roflcake looks to land a combination. Kochergin sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roflcake keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kochergin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Danga de danga de dang - Roflcake scores with a four punch combination!
Roflcake's corner calls for a 1-2. Roflcake obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Roflcake slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Roflcake swinging wildly here.
Roflcake connects with a crisp jab.
Roflcake scores with a jab. Kochergin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Roflcake scores with a nice head shot.
Roflcake thuds a left hand into Kochergin's body.
Roflcake throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Roflcake throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kochergin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Roflcake ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kochergin moves away.
Roflcake scores with a hook to the body. Kochergin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kochergin takes one to the side of the head.
A combination from Roflcake does no damage.
Roflcake clobbers Kochergin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Roflcake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Roflcake takes a swing at Kochergin's ribcage but misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Roflcake.
Roflcake fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kochergin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Roflcake connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kochergin's hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Roflcake jabs Kochergin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A jab from Roflcake finds it's way through Kochergin's defenses.
Roflcake connects with a body shot that sends Kochergin's belly button to the back.
Roflcake shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kochergin eats them both and turns towards Roflcake to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Roflcake tests Kochergin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Roflcake lands with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Roflcake lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Roflcake lands a body shot.
Roflcake misses with a wild body shot.
Kochergin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A cross from Roflcake lands.
Roflcake lands with a shot to the body.
Kochergin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jab, jab by Roflcake - just one landing.
Roflcake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Roflcake lands with an uppercut that bounces Kochergin off the cage and back into rage.
Roflcake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Roflcake scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kochergin in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roflcake throws a series of punches but Kochergin avoids them all with ease.
Roflcake lands a body shot.
Kochergin gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Roflcake scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kochergin doesn't seem bothered though.
Roflcake catches Kochergin with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Roflcake lands a jab to Kochergin's midsection.
A nice combination there by Roflcake.
Roflcake throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kochergin on the side of the head.
Roflcake fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Roflcake misses with the combination.
Roflcake scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Roflcake cracks Kochergin with a right hand to the side of the head.
Andrey Kochergin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lolcake Roflcake is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kochergin takes a body punch but keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lolcake Roflcake showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Roflcake has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:24
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:24
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lolcake Roflcake!