PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artur Radziewo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Tits
vs
Radziewo

178 cm
24
185 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

189 cm
23
180 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Artur Radziewo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Radziewo wants to clinch
letting Tits counter with a right hand.
Artur Radziewo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Tits scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Tits is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Radziewo is looking for a sweep. Tits is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Radziewo is defending against the submission attempts here by Tits.
Radziewo trying to control from the bottom.
Radziewo tries to roll over but Tits keeps him under control.
Still in half guard, Tits seems content to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Radziewo for as long as he can get away with.
Tits wants to pass the guard but Radziewo is defending well.
Radziewo wants to get back to his feet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Radziewo tries to clinch up

and Tits counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Radziewo's guard now.
Tits looking to pass the guard.
Tits sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tits tries to free his leg and advance position but Radziewo is retaining full guard.
Radziewo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Tits is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Radziewo doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Tits counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Tits content to stall in guard here.

Tits has gone for a leg lock! Radziewo slips out almost immediately though and dives into Tits's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Radziewo postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Tits is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Radziewo, into his guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Radziewo wants to stand up but Tits is controlling him.
Tits not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tits stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Radziewo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Radziewo wants to sweep here but Tits controlling him for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tits is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bitch Tits wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Tits gets a takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bitch Tits dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Sloppy strikes from Radziewo. Those never looked like landing.

Tits shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Radziewo is trying to defend but Tits finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Tits content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Radziewo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Tits keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Radziewo tries to kick Tits off but Tits keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Tits stalling.

Bitch Tits has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Radziewo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Tits throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Radziewo was covering up waiting for the punch and Tits finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Tits trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Radziewo keeping moving, preventing Tits from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Radziewo wants to stand but Tits is controlling the position.
Tits showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Tits won't allow Radziewo to get back to his feet.

We're going to have a standup here because Bitch Tits wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Radziewo scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tits dodges the punch combination from Radziewo.
Radziewo tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Tits counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tits.
Radziewo being controlled here, momentarily.
Tits's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Tits trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Radziewo manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tits has control of Radziewo's left arm, preventing Radziewo from doing any damage.
Radziewo throwing strikes but missing.
Tits manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Tits moves to take his opponent's back.
Radziewo tries to escape but Tits has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bitch Tits dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Radziewo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Radziewo.
A punch combination from Radziewo misses.
Radziewo tries for a takedown but Tits circles away easily

and Tits counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Radziewo tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Tits manages to move to mount!
Radziewo is looking to get to half guard.
Tits works his way to his opponent's back.
Tits is riding his opponent, not letting Radziewo buck him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Radziewo is really stuck here.
Radziewo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tits is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.

Radziewo fending off the submission attempt from Tits.

Tits is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Radziewo won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Tits off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bitch Tits!