PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Esposito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Esposito is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Sukh Knight. John Esposito has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bateman
vs
Esposito

195 cm
24
275 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

195 cm
27
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

FULL METAL GEAR
FULL METAL GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Esposito!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Esposito throws an off balance right hand
and Bateman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Esposito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bateman circles away quickly and effectively.
Esposito misses with a looping left.
Esposito misses the body punch
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Esposito misses with a left hand
and Bateman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Esposito misses with a hook
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Esposito lands a big right hand that sends Bateman crashing to the mat! Esposito stays standing though and waves Bateman back to his feet!

Bateman is rocked!
Esposito throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Esposito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Esposito misses with a hook. Bateman ducked under it nicely.
Esposito throws a hook but Bateman blocks it.
Bateman slips under a jab from Esposito.
Esposito misses with an uppercut
and Bateman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like John Esposito has been cut.
Esposito misses with a hook. Bateman ducked under it nicely.
Esposito blocks the body kick.
Bateman scoring well with a low kick there.
Esposito rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bateman counters with a right hand to the body.
Esposito on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Esposito looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Esposito swings widly with a right hand
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bateman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Esposito throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bateman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Esposito uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bateman.
Bateman scores with a sloppy right hand. Esposito should have avoided that one.
Esposito swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bateman counters with a stiff right hand.
Bateman lands a body shot.

Bateman lands a big head kick that sends Esposito tumbling to the mat! Bateman takes a step backwards and waves Esposito back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Bateman engages and cracks Esposito with a massive lead left hook - Esposito tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Bateman is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman retains his super heavyweight title!