PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crabby Patties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and THE Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Crabby Patties has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Patties
vs
Jobber

220 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
23
307 lbs
0 - 77 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Crabby Patties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 77 - 0, fighting out of New York, THE Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Eddie Farnsworth and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patties lands a high kick!
Jobber looks gassed!
Jobber tries for a takedown but Patties circles away easily
and Patties counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Patties moves into range and clinches up with Jobber.
Patties scores with a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patties presses Jobber against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Patties stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Patties creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Good body shot from Patties.
Patties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A short body shot lands from Patties as the two fighters clinch.
Patties lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Patties drops Jobber onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jobber is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Jobber is rocked!
Patties creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Jobber out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crabby Patties!