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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Am Haas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ameno by ERA. Your Mom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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215 cm
22
277 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
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200 cm
22
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Your Mom! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Am Haas! The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.
![](https://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/round1.jpg) The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Haas misses with a right hand enabling Mom to counter with a crisp jab.
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It looks like Am Haas has been cut. Haas misses with a few strikes there.
Oooooh!!! Mom has knocked Haas down with a huge combo! Mom steps away and waves a wobbly Haas back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A big left from Mom misses. Haas throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mom counters with a nice uppercut. Haas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mom avoids it really well and circles away. Haas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mom avoids it really well and circles away. Haas falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mom counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Haas lands a nice looking body shot.
Haas misses with a right hand and Mom counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Haas! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Mom!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Mom!
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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