PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seamus Quackenbush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dennis DeYoung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quackenbush's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Write Sins Not Tragedies. Seamus Quackenbush has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Quackenbush
vs
DeYoung

208 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seamus Quackenbush!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dennis DeYoung!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quackenbush fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but DeYoung is out of range.
DeYoung shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Quackenbush as he jumps to the side.
DeYoung looks to throw a body kick
and Quackenbush counters with an outside leg kick.
Quackenbush throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Quackenbush keeps DeYoung at a distance using the push kick.
DeYoung looks gassed!
DeYoung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quackenbush connects with a good right hand that stumbles DeYoung. DeYoung circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
DeYoung tries to clinch up but Quackenbush circles away and keeps his distance.
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.
Quackenbush lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Quackenbush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and DeYoung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Quackenbush feints and then cracks DeYoung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow DeYoung down.
Quackenbush throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quackenbush chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Quackenbush throws a leg kick which misses DeYoung's front leg but catches the back leg as DeYoung tries to avoid it.
Quackenbush feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DeYoung's calf.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. DeYoung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
DeYoung on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Quackenbush. Quackenbush obviously looking to wear him down.
Quackenbush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and DeYoung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Quackenbush fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Seamus Quackenbush is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quackenbush throws a leg kick which misses DeYoung's front leg but catches the back leg as DeYoung tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Quackenbush there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A good leg kick by Quackenbush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeYoung tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Quackenbush scoring well with a low kick there.
Quackenbush uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Quackenbush lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Quackenbush, right into the meat.
Quackenbush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and DeYoung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Quackenbush lands a nice leg kick that just misses DeYoung's sensitive parts.
Quackenbush looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quackenbush connects with a body shot that sends DeYoung's belly button to the back.
DeYoung has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Quackenbush.
Quackenbush with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Quackenbush - that will leave a mark!
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.
Quackenbush is looking to slow DeYoung down with leg kicks.
Quackenbush dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on DeYoung. That did some damage!
DeYoung takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Quackenbush is looking to slow DeYoung down with leg kicks.
DeYoung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick that knocks DeYoung off balance momentarily.
DeYoung's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. DeYoung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Quackenbush lands a nice leg kick that just misses DeYoung's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeYoung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Quackenbush dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
DeYoung moves forwards but Quackenbush connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A good leg kick by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Quackenbush throws a nice outside leg kick.
Quackenbush scores with a nice body kick.
DeYoung closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Quackenbush. DeYoung shrugs it off though.
A good leg kick by Quackenbush.
Good exchange - Quackenbush coming out on top.
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quackenbush listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Quackenbush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeYoung takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Quackenbush jabs at DeYoung's body.
Quackenbush fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches DeYoung on the side of the head.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Quackenbush, right into the meat.
DeYoung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Quackenbush moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Quackenbush moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Quackenbush fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
DeYoung has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Quackenbush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quackenbush lands with a hook. DeYoung tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seamus Quackenbush dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

DeYoung chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Quackenbush can pounce on him.
Quackenbush scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Quackenbush lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush lands a nice looking body kick.
DeYoung walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Quackenbush scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. DeYoung doesn't seem bothered though.
Quackenbush throws a nice inside leg kick.
Quackenbush connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quackenbush pushes DeYoung away with a front kick.
DeYoung fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Quackenbush, as that shot connected.
DeYoung is breathing heavily.
Quackenbush lands with a nice body kick.
DeYoung moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
DeYoung chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Quackenbush can pounce on him.
Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Quackenbush throws a nice outside leg kick.
Quackenbush scoring well with a low kick there.
A good leg kick by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and DeYoung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A decent looking cross lands there for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. DeYoung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Quackenbush is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that DeYoung can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
Seamus Quackenbush is winning the standup battle so far.
A solid body kick from Quackenbush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quackenbush ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but DeYoung might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Quackenbush has got the better of the exchanges.
Quackenbush feints and then cracks DeYoung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow DeYoung down.
Quackenbush's corner calls for a 1-2. Quackenbush obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Quackenbush scoring well with a low kick there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Quackenbush cracks the inside of DeYoung's front leg.
Quackenbush connects with a solid leg kick.
Quackenbush lands a nice leg kick that just misses DeYoung's sensitive parts.
Quackenbush dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on DeYoung. That did some damage!
Dennis DeYoung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quackenbush dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on DeYoung. That did some damage!
Quackenbush scoring well with a low kick there.
Quackenbush thuds his shin into the meat of DeYoung's side.
DeYoung fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Quackenbush chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quackenbush lands a nice leg kick that just misses DeYoung's sensitive parts.
A nice leg kick lands there from Quackenbush.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
DeYoung ducks right into an uppercut from Quackenbush.
DeYoung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Quackenbush lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Quackenbush connects with the punch.
DeYoung takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Quackenbush throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick that knocks DeYoung off balance momentarily.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Quackenbush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quackenbush ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quackenbush is looking to slow DeYoung down with leg kicks.
Quackenbush explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Quackenbush.
A good leg kick by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush throws a leg kick which misses DeYoung's front leg but catches the back leg as DeYoung tries to avoid it.
Quackenbush moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Quackenbush.
Quackenbush feints and then cracks DeYoung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow DeYoung down.
Quackenbush scores with a spinning back kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quackenbush connects with an inside leg kick.
Quackenbush thows a body kick. DeYoung tries to catch it but that hurt him.
DeYoung takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seamus Quackenbush dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. DeYoung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Quackenbush throws a shot to the body.
Crunch! Quackenbush slams his shin into DeYoung's torso.
Quackenbush buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
DeYoung tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Quackenbush scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. DeYoung doesn't seem bothered though.
Quackenbush throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quackenbush scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Quackenbush throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quackenbush throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
DeYoung drops his hands momentarily and Quackenbush takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
DeYoung takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
DeYoung has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Quackenbush.
Quackenbush connects with a leg kick. DeYoung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
DeYoung takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quackenbush lands with a thumping leg kick.
Quackenbush connects with a jab.
Quackenbush stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
DeYoung has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush throws a nice outside leg kick.
Quackenbush scores with a punch to the head.
Quackenbush scores with a jab to the jaw.
Quackenbush feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DeYoung's calf.
DeYoung takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
DeYoung ducks right into an uppercut from Quackenbush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
DeYoung takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
DeYoung steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Quackenbush. That one must have hurt.
Quackenbush scores with a crisp jab that stopped DeYoung in his tracks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeYoung fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Quackenbush avoids it really well and circles away.
Quackenbush scores with a leg kick.
DeYoung takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
DeYoung sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Quackenbush is looking to slow DeYoung down with leg kicks.
No luck for DeYoung with that takedown attempt.
Quackenbush moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a nice hook.
DeYoung's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Quackenbush connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! DeYoung scrambles back to his feet.
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeYoung on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Quackenbush. Quackenbush obviously looking to wear him down.
DeYoung fails in his attempt to clinch.
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
Quackenbush scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. DeYoung doesn't seem bothered though.
Quackenbush buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Quackenbush connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quackenbush.
Quackenbush connects with a solid leg kick.
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Quackenbush.
Quackenbush thumps DeYoung with a low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Quackenbush finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Quackenbush connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
DeYoung has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
DeYoung on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quackenbush turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
DeYoung chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Quackenbush can pounce on him.
Quackenbush looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice body kick there by Quackenbush.
Quackenbush darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Quackenbush lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Quackenbush chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Quackenbush sizes up DeYoung with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Quackenbush is looking to slow DeYoung down with leg kicks.
Dennis DeYoung has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Quackenbush lands with a cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quackenbush lands with a kick to the ribs.
Quackenbush lands a nice looking kick to the body. DeYoung takes a step back to recover.
Quackenbush turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Seamus Quackenbush showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Quackenbush has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight for Seamus Quackenbush!
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight for Seamus Quackenbush!
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight for Seamus Quackenbush!

Seamus Quackenbush wins by unanimous decision!