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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chubekka Chubbi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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270 lbs
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288 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chubekka Chubbi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Dude!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude stuffs the takedown attempt from Chubbi. Chubbi gets slowly back to his feet.
Chubbi changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dude tries to avoid it but Chubbi manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dude to the ground. Dude escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Chubbi misses the shot to the body.
Chubbi shoots in looking for a takedown but Dude manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Chubbi's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chubekka Chubbi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chubbi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dude as he jumps to the side.
Dude's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Dude duly obliges.
It looks like Chubekka Chubbi has been cut.
Chubbi shoots in for a takedown but Dude shows good takedown defense.
No joy there for Dude, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chubbi misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Chubbi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice takedown defense from Dude. No joy for Chubbi on that attempt.
Chubbi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chubbi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dude as he jumps to the side.
Chubbi is breathing heavily.
Dude misses with the combination.
Chubbi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dude counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Chubbi off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Dude follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Chubbi was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Big Dude!
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