PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Janis Lusis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Smack My Bitch Up. Janis Lusis has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Ding Dong's chin.

Dong
vs
Lusis

197 cm
20
280 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

199 cm
22
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great low kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ding Dong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Janis Lusis!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lusis connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dong throws a lazy head kick
and Lusis counters with a left and a right that stings Dong.
Dong throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Lusis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A low kick from Dong is predictable there
enabling Lusis to counter with a crisp jab.
Dong is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lusis thuds his right hand into Dong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lusis scores with a leg kick.
Dong throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lusis counters with a nice body kick.
Dong is breathing heavily.
Lusis lands a nice hook to Dong's body. Dong takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dong takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dong takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice jab there from Lusis.
Lusis lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lusis throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dong on the side of the head.
Lusis lands a right hook to the body.
Dong misses with a leg kick
and Lusis counters with a stiff right hand.
and Lusis counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Dong! He's just covering up as Lusis starts to tee off till referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Janis Lusis!
Janis Lusis is the new heavyweight champion!