PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Arsene Wenger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedro Pedofiili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pedofiili is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Judas Priest - Breaking The Law. On his way into the cage it seems that Arsene Wenger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Arsene Wenger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wenger
vs
Pedofiili

177 cm
28
164 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

185 cm
26
168 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter striker
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Nordic Nutrition (160 Recovery $150)
Nordic Nutrition (160 Recovery $150)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Arsene Wenger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pedro Pedofiili!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wenger shoots and misses
and Pedofiili counters with a straight right hand.
Wenger with a poor takedown
and Pedofiili counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pedofiili finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wenger misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arsene Wenger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pedofiili looks to land a right hand but Wenger moved out of range.
Pedofiili thuds his right hand into Wenger's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pedofiili moves in looking to clinch but Wenger pushes him off.
Wenger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wenger misses with a takedown attempt
and Pedofiili counters with a big head kick but Wenger shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wenger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wenger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice uppercut lands for Pedofiili. That snapped Wenger's head back.
Pedofiili fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wenger checks it well.

Wenger changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Pedofiili looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wenger wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Pedofiili, who protects the arm well.
Pedofiili gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Pedofiili tries to roll over but Wenger keeps him under control.
Wenger seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Wenger is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Wenger is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Pedofiili has managed to free his arm - good work.
Wenger thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pedofiili's head.
Pedofiili tries to get to full guard but Wenger has control of the leg.

Wenger is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Pedofiili doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Wenger.
Pedofiili really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wenger. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Wenger seems to be looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wenger wants to work for an arm triangle but Pedofiili is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pedofiili regains full guard. Nicely done.
Wenger is pushing down on Pedofiili's leg trying to pass to half guard. Pedofiili is fighting to maintain full guard but Wenger has managed to sneak the leg through.

Wenger is trying to work for a kimura but Pedofiili is defending well.
Wenger is pressing down on Pedofiili's thigh, looking to free his foot. Pedofiili is holding on for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Wenger missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Wenger is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Pedofiili sees it coming and defends easily.

Wenger is trying to work for a kimura but Pedofiili is defending well.

Wenger is looking for a kimura but Pedofiili is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wenger to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pedro Pedofiili dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Pedofiili scores with a nice strike.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wenger.
Wenger moves out of range of the strikes.
A big right from Pedofiili misses.
Wenger shoots in and drives through. Pedofiili sprawls well.
Wenger with a poor takedown
and Pedofiili counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Arsene Wenger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wenger blocks a head kick by Pedofiili.
Pedofiili works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wenger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pedofiili has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pedofiili pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pedofiili throws a series of punches but Wenger moves out of range.
Wenger shoots in looking for a takedown but Pedofiili manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wenger's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Pedofiili!
Pedro Pedofiili is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pedofiili paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wenger avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pedofiili digs a good body shot into Wenger's ribs.
Pedofiili lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pedofiili lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pedofiili tries a head kick but it misses.
Wenger with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pedofiili connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pedofiili wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wenger tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Pedofiili does it's job there.
Pedofiili clobbers Wenger with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good leg kick by Pedofiili there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Pedofiili has knocked Wenger down with a huge combo! Pedofiili steps away and waves a wobbly Wenger back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Wenger is rocked!

It looks like Arsene Wenger has been cut.
and Pedofiili counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Wenger! He's just covering up as Pedofiili starts to tee off till referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pedro Pedofiili!