PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jane Speedo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jammy Stoney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jane Speedo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jammy Stoney's chin.

Speedo
vs
Stoney

210 cm
22
200 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

190 cm
24
210 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jane Speedo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jammy Stoney!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Felipe Paraventi and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoney tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stoney showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Speedo.
Stoney misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stoney throws a lazy right hand but Speedo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stoney misses with a body shot.
Speedo misses with a hook.
Stoney misses with a looping left.
Stoney throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Speedo counter with a right hand.
Stoney throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stoney blocks a jab.
Speedo stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Speedo swings for the body but Stoney moves out of range.
Stoney fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Speedo on the side of the head.
Stoney throws a right and a left that Speedo avoids nicely.
Stoney misses with a straight right.
Speedo tries to clinch up.
Stoney throws a series of punches but Speedo avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speedo scores with a hook to the body. Stoney takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Speedo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Speedo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Speedo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stoney throws a jab but it's blocked by Speedo.
Stoney misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stoney missing with a left hand there. Speedo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stoney is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Stoney looks to land a right hand but Speedo moved out of range.
Stoney misses with a body shot.
Speedo slips a straight right by Stoney.
Speedo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Stoney momentarily.

It looks like Jammy Stoney has been cut.
Stoney blocks a jab.
Stoney connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Speedo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stoney.
Stoney throws a sloppy body shot
and Speedo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stoney cracks Speedo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jammy Stoney seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stoney throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoney doesn't manage to clinch there - Speedo circles away.
Stoney scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Speedo doesn't seem bothered though.
Speedo misses the jab.
Stoney swings away with a body shot that misses
and Speedo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Speedo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stoney falls off balance throwing a combination
and Speedo counters with a left to the body.
Speedo swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Stoney counter with a right hand.
Stoney misses with a hook.
Speedo throws a series of punches but Stoney avoids them all with ease.
Speedo cracks Stoney with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stoney pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stoney misses with a body shot
and Speedo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stoney swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stoney lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Speedo circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoney misses with an uppercut. Speedo saw that one coming.
Speedo looks to land a combination but Stoney avoids it well.
Stoney throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stoney looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Speedo is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Stoney missing with a left hand there. Speedo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Speedo is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Speedo defending well as Stoney loads up on a big left hand.
Stoney with a nice cross.
Speedo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Stoney scores with a jab. Speedo acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Speedo misses with an uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Stoney. Those never looked like landing.
Stoney lands with an overhand left.
Stoney swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Speedo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stoney misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Speedo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Stoney throws a combination that misses
and Speedo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Speedo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Stoney in his tracks.

Speedo sends Stoney crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Speedo is motioning to the referee to let Stoney up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Stoney is rocked!
Stoney misses with a body shot.
Stoney is still on wobbly legs! Can Speedo finish him?
Stoney throws a combination that misses
and Speedo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Stoney looks gassed!
Stoney misses with a looping right.
Stoney seems to have recovered his senses.
Stoney pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Speedo lands a big uppercut and Stoney crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Stoney looks OK. Speedo waves Stoney back to his feet!
Stoney connects with a body shot that sends Speedo's belly button to the back.
Stoney misses with a straight right.
Speedo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stoney looks to score with a jab to the body but Speedo is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Speedo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stoney throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Speedo lands with a good body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jane Speedo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jammy Stoney's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Speedo staying out of range there.
Stoney throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stoney scores with a one two! Speedo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Stoney throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jane Speedo is winning the standup battle so far.
Stoney darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stoney tries to clinch

and Speedo holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Stoney misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stoney is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stoney swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Speedo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Speedo avoiding damage.
Stoney lands a left hand that snaps the head of Speedo backwards.
Stoney is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stoney presses Speedo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Speedo trying to control the position but instead, Stoney has worked for underhooks and has pushed Speedo into the cage.
Stoney is looking to control Speedo's arms but Speedo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Stoney has his back to the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speedo is trying to break the clinch but Stoney has him pressed against the cage.
Stoney doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stoney swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stoney tries to throw a body punch but Speedo avoids it by throwing Stoney back against the cage.
Speedo tries to stall but Stoney uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stoney.
Speedo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stoney lands a hook that snaps the head of Speedo backwards.
Stoney has a couple of punches blocked by Speedo.

Speedo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stoney throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Jane Speedo has been cut.
Stoney throws out a loose jab but Speedo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stoney falls off balance throwing a combination
and Speedo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stoney scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Stoney throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Speedo counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stoney displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Speedo pushes Stoney up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoney taking a breather.
Stoney lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Speedo is leaning against Stoney and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Speedo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Stoney on the inside.
Speedo takes a shot to the head.
Speedo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stoney doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stoney misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stoney misses with a punch on the inside.
Stoney has a couple of punches blocked by Speedo.
Speedo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Speedo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stoney throws a punch but it's blocked by Speedo.
Stoney throws a punch but it's blocked by Speedo.
Speedo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Stoneys head.
Speedo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stoney.

Speedo breaks the clinch.
Stoney throws a big shot that misses.
Stoney ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Speedo moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoney misses with a hook.
Stoney misses with a few strikes there.
Stoney misses with a few strikes there.
Jane Speedo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stoney throws a right hand that Speedo ducks under and follows up with a left that Speedo also avoids with ease.
Stoney misses with a wild combination.
Speedo misses with a few strikes there.
Stoney misses with a hook to the body

and Speedo counters by moving into the clinch.
Stoney tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Speedo scores with a shot to the side of Stoney's head.
Stoney working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Speedo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Stoney doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Speedo lands with a right to the head.
Stoney misses with the head strike.
Stoney lands a left hand that snaps the head of Speedo backwards.
Stoney's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Speedo lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoney lands a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stoney.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Stoney works on Speedo's body with a couple of short punches.
Stoney throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Stoney - that landed with a thud.

Speedo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stoney throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Speedo counter with a right hand.
Stoney jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stoney throws a series of punches but Speedo moves out of range.
Speedo throws out a powerful jab.
Speedo staying out of range there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stoney misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stoney lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Speedo at a distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stoney rushes Speedo and presses him up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jammy Stoney will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Stoney swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Speedo counters with a left and a right that stings Stoney.
Speedo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stoney.
Speedo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stoney dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stoney jabs Speedo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Speedo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stoney sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stoney tries to bum rush Speedo with a series of wild strikes but Speedo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stoney connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Speedo's hands.
A punch combination from Stoney misses.
Stoney waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Speedo.
Stoney throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Speedo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stoney throws out a loose jab but Speedo uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speedo connects with a body shot.
Stoney takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stoney jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Stoney misses.
Stoney throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stoney throws a series of strikes that have Speedo backpedaling.
Speedo connects with a body shot that sends Stoney's belly button to the back.
A right-left combo lands from Speedo.
Stoney throws a jab but it's blocked by Speedo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stoney. Speedo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stoney throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Speedo counters with a right hand to the body.

Speedo cracks Stoney with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Stoney looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Speedo finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stoney throws a looping overhand right but Speedo ducks down to avoid it.
Stoney on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoney tries to close the distance and clinch but Speedo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Speedo avoids the body shot from Stoney.
Stoney has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Stoney throws a hook but Speedo blocks it.

Speedo sends Stoney crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Speedo is motioning to the referee to let Stoney up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Stoney connects with a body shot that sends Speedo's belly button to the back.
A punch combination from Stoney misses.
Stoney slips a jab from Speedo.
Stoney misses the body punch
and Speedo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Stoney throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stoney darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Speedo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoney moves away.
Stoney has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Speedo finds it's way round the side to connect with Stoney's head.
Speedo on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speedo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Stoney throws a shot from downtown. Speedo moves away and avoids it.
Speedo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stoney connects with a jab.
Stoney throws a predictable looking body shot
and Speedo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Speedo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Stoney tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Speedo was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoney.
Speedo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Stoney dodges the punch combination from Speedo.
Stoney steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Speedo.
Speedo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Speedo tries to clinch but Stoney moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Speedo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Speedo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stoney throws out the jab.
Stoney lands with a good body shot.
Speedo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Stoney throws a good cross that connects.
Stoney throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stoney throws a left and a right that both miss
and Speedo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Speedo works the jab nicely.
Stoney just misses with a punch to the body.
Stoney missing with a left hand there. Speedo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Speedo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stoney.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Speedo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stoney throws a hook to the side of Speedo's head but Speedo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Speedo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jane Speedo clearly takes that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Stoney looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stoney lands a jab.
Speedo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stoney.
Speedo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Stoney bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stoney goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Stoney misses with a wild combination.
Stoney lands a nice shot to the body.
Speedo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Stoney looks to land a combination but Speedo avoids it well.
Stoney misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Speedo misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speedo moves away from the strike by Stoney.
Stoney misses with a wild combination.
Stoney throws out a loose jab but Speedo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stoney looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from Stoney does no damage.
Speedo catches Stoney with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Speedo lands a left and a right that send Stoney crashing to the mat, dazed. Speedo thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Stoney tests Speedo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stoney lands with a good body shot.
Stoney just misses with a punch to the body.
Stoney looks to throw the jab but Speedo is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoney misses with a body shot
and Speedo counters with a right hand to the body.
A combination from Speedo does no damage.
Stoney throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stoney misses the shot to the body.
Speedo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Speedo ducks under a wild hook from Stoney.
Speedo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stoney throws out the jab.
Speedo walks into a stiff left hand from Stoney.
Stoney throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Speedo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stoney keeps the fight on the outside.
Stoney swings away with a body shot that misses
and Speedo counters with a stiff right hand.
Stoney jabs at Speedo's body.
Stoney jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Stoney lands a lovely overhand right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoney lands a nice hook to Speedo's body. Speedo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Stoney jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stoney with a jab.
Speedo slips a jab from Stoney.
Speedo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Speedo lands with a shot to the body.
Stoney throws out a loose jab but Speedo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Speedo tests Stoney's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stoney misses with a straight left.
Stoney swats away the attempt to clinch by Speedo.
Stoney tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Speedo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoney throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
No joy there for Speedo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stoney throws a hook to the side of Speedo's head but Speedo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stoney throws an overhand right that lands on Speedo's shoulder, as Speedo tries to avoid the shot.
Stoney misses with a shot to the body
and Speedo counters with a left to the body.
Speedo slips under a jab from Stoney.
Stoney throws a hook but Speedo avoids it easily.
Stoney takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stoney moves out of range of the strikes.
Stoney misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stoney misses with a straight left.
Speedo ducks under a wild hook from Stoney.
Speedo throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Jane Speedo will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Stoney misses with a body shot.
Stoney misses with a body punch
and Speedo counters with a stiff right hand.
Speedo slips a jab from Stoney.
Stoney looks to land a combination but Speedo avoids it well.
Speedo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stoney stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Speedo needs to keep his hands up - Stoney had a free shot at his head there.
Speedo throws a lazy right hand but Stoney sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Speedo moves away from the strike by Stoney.
Stoney throws a leg kick but Speedo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Stoney tries to clinch up
and Speedo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stoney throws out a loose jab but Speedo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stoney is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Stoney throws a right and a left that Speedo avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speedo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stoney.
Stoney jabs Speedo right on the nose. Speedo blinks but takes it well.
Speedo gets in close and tags Stoney with a short punch that almost sends Stoney to the mat! Oh Stoney is in big trouble! He turns his back on Speedo, trying to create some distance but Speedo rushes him, striking wildly and Stoney goes down! The referee tackles Speedo into the cage to end the fight! Speedo is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jane Speedo!
Jane Speedo retains his light heavyweight title!