PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Idont Fight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nyrkki Kyllikki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyllikki has chosen Urheilu ja isänmaa as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nyrkki Kyllikki was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Fight
vs
Kyllikki

200 cm
26
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

190 cm
22
213 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Chainsaw Shack
Chainsaw Shack

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Idont Fight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nyrkki Kyllikki!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Saam Ante and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kyllikki darts in and clinches Fight up against the cage.
Fight tries to work over Kyllikki's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fight.
Kyllikki lands a body punch.
Fight is looking to break free of the clinch but Kyllikki has double underhooks.
Kyllikki is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fight has a couple of punches blocked by Kyllikki.
Kyllikki is working Fight over against the cage.
Kyllikki lands a body shot.
Fight is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kyllikki lands a shot to the body.
Kyllikki scores with a hook to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kyllikki takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kyllikki lands a body punch.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kyllikki lands with a left to the head.
Kyllikki is working Fight over against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kyllikki.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki - that landed with a thud.
Kyllikki lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kyllikki takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kyllikki lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kyllikki lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki - that landed with a thud.
A right handed body shot lands from Kyllikki.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kyllikki digs a right hand underneath Fight's ribcage. Fight let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kyllikki works on Fight's body with a couple of short punches.
Kyllikki presses Fight against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kyllikki presses Fight against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
Fight letting Kyllikki take a breather here.
Kyllikki lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
Kyllikki lands a shoulder strike.
Kyllikki digs a right hand into Fight's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fight's gas tank.
A bit of stalling here from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a shot to the body.
Kyllikki lands a shoulder strike.
Kyllikki taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Kyllikki lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kyllikki lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki controlling the action here for a moment.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fight's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kyllikki digs a right hand underneath Fight's ribcage. Fight let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki digs a right hand into Fight's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fight's gas tank.
Come on Kyllikki - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
Kyllikki lands a shot to the body.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
A right handed body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki leaning his opponent against the cage.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kyllikki stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
A short left from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki pressing his opponent against the cage.
Kyllikki scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kyllikki throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right handed body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a body shot.
Fight being controlled against the cage.
Kyllikki lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kyllikki lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kyllikki.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kyllikki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki - that landed with a thud.
A body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kyllikki creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kyllikki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kyllikki throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
A nice left hand lands by Kyllikki.
Kyllikki manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kyllikki lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kyllikki works on Fight's body with a couple of short punches.
Kyllikki scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kyllikki lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kyllikki scores with a hook to the body.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki scores with a hook to the body.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
Fight being controlled against the cage.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a left hand.
A short body shot lands from Kyllikki as the two fighters clinch.
Kyllikki stalling the fight.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kyllikki makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kyllikki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kyllikki leaning his opponent against the cage.
Kyllikki is leaning against Fight and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nyrkki Kyllikki dominated that round.
That's time! Fight's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kyllikki scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kyllikki bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Kyllikki closes the distance and pushes Fight back into the cage.
Kyllikki lands a right hand.
Kyllikki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kyllikki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kyllikki blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Kyllikki.
A right hook to the body lands for Kyllikki.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki.
A body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
Kyllikki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fight.
Kyllikki controlling the action here for a moment.
Kyllikki lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki cracks Fight with a nice body shot.
Fight wants to break free but Kyllikki has control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kyllikki lands a shot to the body.
Kyllikki dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kyllikki - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short left from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Kyllikki - that landed with a thud.
Kyllikki lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
Fight working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kyllikki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fight.
Kyllikki pushes Fight back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kyllikki lands a hook that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
Kyllikki lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kyllikki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fight.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki digs a right hand underneath Fight's ribcage. Fight let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kyllikki works on Fight's body with a couple of short punches.
A short body shot lands from Kyllikki as the two fighters clinch.
Kyllikki stalling against the cage.
Kyllikki works on Fight's body with a couple of short punches.
Kyllikki lands a hook that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kyllikki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kyllikki lands a body punch.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a nice shot to the body.
Kyllikki makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kyllikki lands a body shot.
Kyllikki lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Kyllikki.
A left hand lands to the body for Kyllikki.
Kyllikki scores with a hook to the body.
A body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short uppercut from Kyllikki.
A nice left hand lands by Kyllikki.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Fight's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kyllikki has Fight pushed against the cage.
Kyllikki has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kyllikki digs a right hand underneath Fight's ribcage. Fight let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hand to the body from Kyllikki.
A short body shot lands from Kyllikki as the two fighters clinch.
Kyllikki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fight or not.
A right hook to the body lands for Kyllikki.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki is leaning against Fight and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kyllikki lands with a right to the head.
Kyllikki gets through Fight's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kyllikki is leaning against Fight and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kyllikki throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fights head.
Kyllikki lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Kyllikki.
Fight being controlled against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Kyllikki scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kyllikki scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kyllikki lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fight backwards.
Kyllikki lands a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Kyllikki.
Nyrkki Kyllikki seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki digs a right hand into Fight's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fight's gas tank.
Kyllikki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kyllikki lands a left hand.
Kyllikki throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kyllikki pressing his opponent against the cage.
A body shot lands from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kyllikki stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fight up against the cage.
Fight is trying to stall.
Kyllikki displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fight up against the cage.
Kyllikki works on Fight's body with a couple of short punches.
Fight tries to break free but Kyllikki pushes him back against the cage.
Kyllikki stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
Kyllikki lands a body shot.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fight tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Good body shot from Kyllikki.
A hook to the body from Kyllikki.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left hand lands to the body for Kyllikki.
Fight swings wildly with an uppercut but Kyllikki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kyllikki presses Fight against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nyrkki Kyllikki showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Kyllikki's corner calls for a 1-2. Kyllikki obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fight misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kyllikki.
Fight throws a hook but Kyllikki blocks it.
Fight on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fight uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kyllikki.
Fight takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kyllikki stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kyllikki lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Fight is rocked!
Kyllikki drops Fight with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Fight! Kyllikki dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (strikes). Nyrkki Kyllikki!