PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vpered kPobede (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hakeem Ramsey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). kPobede comes to the cage accompanied by Kalinka. Vpered kPobede is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

kPobede
vs
Ramsey

187 cm
22
198 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
187 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vpered kPobede!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hakeem Ramsey!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
kPobede tries a head kick but it misses.
kPobede throws a sloppy head kick and Ramsey moves out of range easily.
A big head kick from kPobede and Ramsey is sent sprawling to the canvas!

Ramsey is rocked!

kPobede decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Ramsey, up you get!
Ramsey is still on wobbly legs! Can kPobede finish him?
Ramsey blocks a head kick by kPobede.
kPobede tries a head kick but it misses.
kPobede pulls out of a head kick attempt.
kPobede pulls out of a head kick attempt.
kPobede throws a head kick but Ramsey moves out of range.
kPobede throws a sloppy head kick and Ramsey moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from kPobede.
kPobede pulls out of a head kick attempt.
kPobede is breathing heavily.
kPobede tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
kPobede tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ramsey looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ramsey fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ramsey tries for a takedown but kPobede sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
kPobede throws a sloppy head kick and Ramsey moves out of range easily.
kPobede tries a head kick but it misses.
Ramsey seems to have recovered his senses.

Ramsey bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Ramsey decides to stand up, so the ref orders kPobede to his feet.
Ramsey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but kPobede paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
kPobede throws a head kick that misses.

Ramsey drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Ramsey is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down kPobede's shoulder. That is not cool.
kPobede is pushing Ramsey's head away, looking to escape. Ramsey manages to hold on to the position though.
Ramsey working away.
kPobede is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
kPobede manages to work his way to half guard, despite Ramsey's best efforts.
kPobede is trying to get back to full guard.
kPobede trying to control but Ramsey postures up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
kPobede scores with a nice body kick.

kPobede has taken the fight to the clinch.
kPobede unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ramsey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
kPobede lands a knee to the head.
kPobede has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Ramsey - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from kPobede, and another! Ramsey is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Vpered kPobede!