PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Price (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bozo Bananas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Price's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army. Vinnie Price has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Price
vs
Bananas

180 cm
21
185 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

178 cm
20
178 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Vinnie Price!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bozo Bananas!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Price displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bananas.
Bananas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bananas shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Price as he avoids it easily.
Bananas shoots in and drives through. Price sprawls well.
Vinnie Price has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bozo Bananas.
Price circles away from the clinch attempt.
Danga de danga de dang - Price scores with a four punch combination!
Price swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bananas.
A head kick misses from Price.
Bananas shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Price pinned against the cage. Price gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bananas moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Price jabs Bananas right on the nose. Bananas blinks but takes it well.
Price slaps away a takedown attempt from Bananas, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Price.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Price catches Bananas with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Price throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bananas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A head kick misses from Price.

Bananas moves into the clinch successfully.

Price's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Price clobbers Bananas with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bananas tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Price paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Price scores with a punch to the head.
Bananas gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nice shot by Price.
Some wild striking there from Price.
Price connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bananas's hands.
Price works Bananas's body with a nice hook.
Price scores with a one two! Bananas had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Bananas is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy left from Price finds it's target.
Bananas is still on wobbly legs! Can Price finish him?
That kick from Price tenderised Bananas's leg. Bananas is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bananas looks gassed!
Crack! A monster head kick from Price and Bananas falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Price!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Vinnie Price!