PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gor Keyman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harold Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Keyman
vs
Cheese

194 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
297 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gor Keyman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harold Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Keyman feints and then cracks Cheese's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cheese down.
Keyman tests Cheese's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Keyman tries to clinch up.
Keyman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cheese looks gassed!
Keyman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Keyman delivers a nice body kick.
Cheese with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Keyman to score with a decent uppercut.
Gor Keyman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Keyman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A good leg kick by Keyman.
Keyman pushes Cheese away with a front kick.
Cheese tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Keyman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keyman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cheese.
Keyman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A good leg kick by Keyman.
Keyman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keyman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cheese on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Keyman jabs at Cheese's body.
Keyman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Keyman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Keyman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cheese's head backwards.
Cheese uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Keyman.
Keyman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cheese. Cheese circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Keyman forces Cheese back against the cage and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keyman scores with a shoulder strike.
Keyman works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Keyman gets through Cheese's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Keyman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Keyman is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Keyman.
Keyman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Keyman.
Keyman is pushing Cheese up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Keyman working Cheese over with knees to the body.
Keyman lands a nice shot to the body.
Cheese's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Keyman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keyman lands a body punch.
Keyman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Keyman looking to throw knees to the head but Cheese is blocking nicely.
A right hook to the body lands for Keyman.
Keyman displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cheese up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Keyman.
Keyman digs a right hand into Cheese's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cheese's gas tank.
Keyman is stalling here.
Keyman lands with a light punch inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Keyman.
Keyman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cheese or not.
Keyman stalling against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cheese's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Keyman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Keyman is leaning against Cheese and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Keyman has Cheese pressed against the cage.
Keyman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Keyman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Keyman works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
Still in the clinch, Keyman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Keyman controlling the action here for a moment.
Cheese tries for a takedown. No joy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Keyman cracks Cheese with a nice body shot.
A right hand to the body from Keyman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gor Keyman dominated that round.
That's time! Keyman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Keyman is looking to slow Cheese down with leg kicks.
Keyman lands with a kick to the temple. Cheese shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Nice body kick there by Keyman.
Keyman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Keyman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cheese can do to turn this around?
Keyman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Keyman throws a nice head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Keyman has taken the fight to the clinch.
Keyman works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
Keyman is working Cheese over against the cage.
Cheese takes a shot to the head.
Keyman lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cheese has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Keyman.
Keyman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cheese is breathing heavily.
Keyman lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keyman stalling against the cage.
Keyman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cheese.
Keyman is pushing Cheese up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Keyman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Nice body punch from Keyman - that landed with a thud.
Keyman lands a body shot.
A shot in the inside from Keyman.
Gor Keyman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Stalling in the clinch from Keyman.
Keyman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Keyman is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Keyman lands an elbow inside that Cheese shrugs off.

It looks like Harold Cheese has been cut.
Keyman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keyman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Keyman pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Keyman controlling the action here for a moment.
A short uppercut from Keyman.
Cheese looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right hand to the body from Keyman.
Stalling in the clinch from Keyman.
Keyman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Keyman lands a body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Keyman.
Keyman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Keyman lands a body punch in the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Keyman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keyman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Keyman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Keyman digs a right hand into Cheese's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cheese's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Keyman.
Keyman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Keyman digs a right hand into Cheese's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cheese's gas tank.
Keyman trying to land knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Keyman.
Keyman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Keyman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Keyman lands a body shot.
Keyman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keyman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Keyman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Keyman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Keyman is leaning against Cheese and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Keyman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cheese.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Keyman.
Keyman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Keyman works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
Keyman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Keyman obliges.
A right handed body shot lands from Keyman.
Keyman lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cheese is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Keyman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A left hand lands to the body for Keyman.
A short left from Keyman.
Keyman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gor Keyman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Harold Cheese's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Gor Keyman is winning the standup battle so far.
Keyman connects with a solid leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Keyman as he connects with a hook.
Keyman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cheese takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Keyman pushes Cheese away with a front kick.
Keyman stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Keyman.
Keyman cracks Cheese with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cheese blocks a head kick by Keyman.
Cheese takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Keyman, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keyman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Keyman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Keyman darts in and clinches Cheese up against the cage.
Keyman just leaning against Cheese, taking a breather.
Cheese can't break the clinch.
Keyman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Keyman pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Keyman.
Keyman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Keyman lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from Keyman.
Keyman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Keyman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cheese or not.
Keyman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Keyman scores with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keyman lands a body shot.
Keyman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Keyman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Keyman lands a nice shot to the body.
Keyman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Keyman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Keyman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Keyman gets through Cheese's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Keyman lands with a light punch inside.
Keyman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cheese backwards.
Keyman works on Cheese's body with a couple of short punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Keyman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Keyman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cheese or not.
A right hook to the body lands for Keyman.
Keyman scores with a hook to the body.
Keyman pushes Cheese back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keyman lands a shot to the body.
Keyman scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short left from Keyman.
Keyman lands a right hand.
Harold Cheese has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Keyman stalling.
Keyman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Keyman stalling against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Keyman for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Gor Keyman.
Keyman throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Keyman cracks Cheese with a good jab.
Cheese on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Keyman. Keyman obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keyman jabs at Cheese's body.
Keyman lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Gor Keyman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Keyman.
Keyman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cheese on the side of the head.
Keyman cracks Cheese with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Keyman stalks Cheese and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Cheese's face. Cheese staggers backwards, shaken.
Gor Keyman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Keyman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Keyman scores with a hook to the body. Cheese takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cheese has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Keyman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A cross from Keyman lands.
Keyman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Keyman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gor Keyman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Keyman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:24
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gor Keyman!