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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor F (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reach Advantage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). F comes to the cage accompanied by shortest man in world. Professor F is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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264 lbs
18 - 4 - 0 |
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206 lbs
9 - 3 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor F!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reach Advantage!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Advantage will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
F connects with a leg kick. Advantage looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
F looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Advantage connects with a body shot that sends F's belly button to the back.
Advantage misses with a two punch combination.
F misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
F leaves Advantage with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
F wants to clinch.
Advantage throws a hook but F blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Advantage checks the leg kick.
Advantage tries to keep at a distance but F has taken the fight into the clinch.
Advantage is trying to stall.
Advantage blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
F lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Advantage backwards.
It looks like Reach Advantage has been cut.
Advantage jumps guard but F stands there with Advantage around his waist. Advantage gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
F pushes off an throws an elbow but Advantage leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A body shot lands from F.
F misses with a punch on the inside.
F swings wildly with an uppercut but Advantage uses good head movement to avoid it.
F lands a left hand that snaps the head of Advantage backwards.
F makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Advantage blocks an uppercut.
Nice body punch from F - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from F.
Advantage looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
F lands a left hand.
A short left from F.
F swings away with an uppercut that misses.
F throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Advantages head.
F has a couple of punches blocked by Advantage.
Advantage tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. F smiles and moves away.
Professor F has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Reach Advantage.
Advantage avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
F tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Advantage paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Advantage is looking to score with low kicks.
Advantage shoots in looking for a takedown. F tries to sprawl out of it but Advantage keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. F manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Professor F dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Reach Advantage's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Advantage just misses with a punch to the body.
Advantage uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by F.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
F tries to clinch up but Advantage circles away and keeps his distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
F tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Advantage was well out of range. Poor timing from F.
Advantage misses with a straight left.
F uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Advantage.
F keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Advantage fails with the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Advantage shoots in for a double leg but F sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Professor F has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Reach Advantage.
F fails in his attempt to clinch.
Advantage closes the distance and clinches up with F, looking for a takedown. Advantage pushes F against the cage but F circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
F misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Advantage.
Advantage is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
F throws a jab when Advantage was well out of range.
Advantage circles away from the clinch attempt.
F wants to clinch up but Advantage keeps it at a distance.
Advantage shoots in for a takedown but F shows good takedown defense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
F finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
F misses the shot to the body.
F chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Advantage shoots for a takedown but F saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Advantage shoots in but no luck this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Professor F dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Reach Advantage's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
F throws a right and a left that Advantage avoids nicely.
F drives through and clinches with Advantage against the cage.
A hook to the body from F.
Advantage tries a body shot but F blocks it.
F misses with a punch on the inside.
Advantage tries to pull guard but F won't allow it.
A short left from F.
F lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for F.
Advantage takes a shot to the head.
Advantage tries to stall but F uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
F doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from F on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
F lands a shoulder strike.
Advantage takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
F tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
F lands a nice uppercut.
F throws a punch but it's blocked by Advantage.
F misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from F.
Advantage swings away with an uppercut that misses.
F swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Advantage tries to pull guard but F holds him up against the cage and eventually Advantage drops back down to his feet.
A short right hand to the side of the head by F.
F presses Advantage against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
F lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That has opened up Reach Advantage's cut even more.
Professor F has scored more points in the clinch so far.
F throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from F.
F lands with a short head shot on the inside.
F lands with a right to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
F throws an elbow that misses.
F fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Advantage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for F.
F blocking some punches.
F tries a knee to the head but Advantage blocks it.
F swings away with an uppercut that misses.
F pushes Advantage back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
F with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
F lands a hook to the side of the head.
F looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Advantage's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
F throws a punch but it's blocked by Advantage.
F tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from F.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Advantage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
F misses with an elbow over the top.
F lands a nice shot to the body.
F working aggressively here.
F lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The cut above Reach Advantage's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
F swings wildly with an uppercut but Advantage uses good head movement to avoid it.
F cracks Advantage with a nice body shot.
Advantage takes a shot to the head.
F lands a hook to the side of the head.
F lands with a left to the head.
F lands a left hand.
F lands with a right to the head.
F gets through Advantage's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
F lands with a left to the head.
F tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Advantage's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reach Advantage's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
F lands a right hand.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Reach Advantage's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Professor F!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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