PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and THE Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David Jensen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jensen
vs
Jobber

215 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
307 lbs
0 - 54 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, David Jensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 54 - 0, fighting out of New York, THE Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jensen is looking to clinch but Jobber is avoiding it.
Jobber fails to land the takedown.
Good leg kick by Jensen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Jensen clinches.
Jensen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jobber looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jensen has clasped his hands together around Jobber's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Jensen cracks Jobber with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Jensen advances to full mount.
Jensen postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Jobber in real trouble here! The ref calls for Jobber to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Jensen!