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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fokk Yu Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes to the cage accompanied by Darth Vader plays the Blues. Long is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Wanna Fuck Your Sister . The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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287 lbs
15 - 4 - 2 |
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300 lbs
9 - 2 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fokk Yu Long!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksandr Martynov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Long connects with a right hand. Vader shakes it off.
Long blocks a leg kick.
Long avoids the body shot from Vader.
Vader misses with a looping right.
Long slips a straight right by Vader.
Long tries to work over Vader's front leg with a kick but Vader checks it.
A low kick from Vader is predictable there
enabling Long to counter with a crisp jab.
Vader lands a jab to Long's midsection.
Long misses with an uppercut. Vader saw that one coming.
Long scores with a sloppy right hand. Vader should have avoided that one.
Vader jabs at Long's body.
Long looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Vader throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Long throws a leg kick that is checked
and Vader counters with a nice uppercut.
It looks like Fokk Yu Long has been cut.
Vader really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader scores with a hook.
Vader throws a predictable looking body shot
and Long counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vader's knee momentarily.
Vader tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Long was well out of range. Poor timing from Vader.
Vader misses with a straight left.
Good exchange - Vader coming out on top.
Vader misses the shot to the body.
Vader slips under a jab.
Vader dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vader swings away with a body shot that misses
and Long counters with a thumping low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vader misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Long bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vader steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Long.
Vader misses with a kick to the body.
Vader is looking to wear down Long with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Vader misses with a wild combination.
Long blocks a jab.
Long avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vader throws a jab but it's blocked by Long.
Long takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Long takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Long defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vader.
Vader scores with a decent looking hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Long misses the target.
Long swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vader swings for the body but Long moves out of range.
Vader misses with a straight right.
Nice defenses there by Long.
A jab from Long misses.
Vader throws a half hearted mid kick.
A combination from Long does no damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Long tries to land a front kick but Vader steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Long sizes up Vader with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Long digs a good hook to Vader's body.
Long thows a leg kick but Vader checks it
and Vader counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vader scores with a punch to the head.
Long gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vader jabs at Long's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vader throws a series of punches but Long avoids them all with ease.
Vader blocks a low kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lord Vader dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fokk Yu Long's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vader.
A swing and a miss from Long.
Long displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vader throws out the jab.
Vader jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vader misses with a shot to the body
enabling Long to counter with a crisp jab.
Long doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Vader checks the leg kick nicely there.
Vader scores with a jab to the head.
Lord Vader seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Long thows a body shot but no joy.
Lord Vader is winning the standup battle so far.
Vader thuds his right hand into Long's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Long throws a hook but Vader blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader staying out of range there.
Long steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vader.
Vader lands with a nice body punch.
Long misses with a wild body shot.
Long bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vader displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Vader swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Long uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vader.
Nice defenses there by Vader.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Long on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Vader slips under a jab.
Long keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vader.
Vader throws a body punch but Long moves out of range.
Long misses with a straight left.
Long lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Vader misses.
Vader throws out a loose jab but Long uses good head movement to avoid it.
Long goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Long walks into a straight right hand from Vader.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader misses with the body kick
and Long counters with a body kick.
Vader is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Long paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Long avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vader misses with a looping right.
Long slips a jab from Vader.
Long slips under a jab from Vader.
Long tries to bum rush Vader with a series of wild strikes but Vader uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Long throws a predictable looking body shot
and Vader counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Vader swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice jab there from Vader.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Vader misses.
Vader fails with a takedown attempt.
Long connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vader momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Long.
Long waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vader.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vader jabs Long right on the nose. Long blinks but takes it well.
Vader avoids the body shot from Long.
Vader swings for the body but Long moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lord Vader dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fokk Yu Long's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Long is looking to land body kicks.
Vader scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vader throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Long throws a jab when Vader was well out of range.
Long catches Vader with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Long misses with a straight left.
Jab from Vader.
Vader throws a jab when Long was well out of range.
Long jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vader lands a right hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Long throws a hook but Vader avoids it easily.
Long blocks a jab.
Long takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Long takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Long staying out of range there.
Vader takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Vader misses with a kick to the body.
Long walks into a straight right hand from Vader.
A good leg kick by Long.
Vader connects with a jab.
Vader swings for the body but Long moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Long steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vader.
Long throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Vader blocks the body kick.
Vader throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vader is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vader scores with a jab to the head.
Vader misses with an uppercut. Long saw that one coming.
Long looks to land a body kick but Vader moved away.
Fokk Yu Long has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vader looks to land a left hand but Long moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader throws a jab but it's blocked by Long.
Long ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Long connects with a crisp jab.
Long looks to score with a jab to the body but Vader is just out of range.
Lord Vader is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Long moves out of range as Vader strikes.
Vader walks into a left hand.
Vader is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Long can do to turn this around?
Long slips a jab from Vader.
Vader throws a body punch but Long moves out of range.
Vader gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Long counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader looks to land a left hand but Long moved out of range nicely.
Vader throws a right and a left that Long avoids nicely.
Vader displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Long throws out the jab.
Long lands with a right hand.
Long chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Vader looks to land a body kick but Long moved away.
Nice takedown defense from Long. No joy for Vader on that attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Long digs a good body shot into Vader's ribs.
Long misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Long bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lord Vader showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Vader has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lord Vader!
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