PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between MyVeryOwn PorchMonkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has chosen Sinister - Leviathan as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

PorchMonkey
vs
Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki

190 cm
19
218 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
211 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, MyVeryOwn PorchMonkey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

PorchMonkey closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
PorchMonkey missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
PorchMonkey prevents Kvadratichnie Schtaniki from standing back up.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to escape and get back to his feet!

PorchMonkey shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeping moving, preventing PorchMonkey from controlling successfully.
PorchMonkey throwing strikes from guard but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki blocks nicely.

PorchMonkey thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to stand but PorchMonkey is controlling the position.

PorchMonkey drops back looking for a leg! Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to kick PorchMonkey off! PorchMonkey jumps back into Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's guard.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki cracks PorchMonkey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a series of punches but PorchMonkey moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
PorchMonkey has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki finds it's way round the side to connect with PorchMonkey's head.
PorchMonkey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
PorchMonkey is breathing heavily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a spinning back kick!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. PorchMonkey doesn't seem bothered though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a right hand that PorchMonkey ducks under and follows up with a left that PorchMonkey also avoids with ease.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a solid leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a spinning back kick!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a nice looking kick to the body. PorchMonkey takes a step back to recover.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thumps PorchMonkey with a low kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PorchMonkey seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! PorchMonkey is backing up but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki catches him with a final right hook that drops him! PorchMonkey covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Kvadratichnie Schtaniki Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!