PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hitler Adolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sid Furnas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Adolf
vs
Furnas

225 cm
23
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

192 cm
20
285 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hitler Adolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sid Furnas!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Russell Pearce and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Furnas throws a hook to the side of Adolf's head but Adolf sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Furnas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Adolf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Furnas tries to clinch but Adolf is having none of it.

Furnas has Adolf up against the cage in a clinch.
Adolf is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A nice right hand lands inside from Furnas.
Furnas lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Furnas lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Adolf tries for a takedown but Furnas manages to get underhooks.
Furnas lands a body punch.
Furnas lands with a light punch inside.
Furnas lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Adolf backwards.
Adolf is breathing heavily.

Furnas lands a big left hand right to the temple and Adolf goes down!

Adolf is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Furnas is working for a submission of some sort.
Oh Adolf is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Adolf is looking to improve his position.
Adolf seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adolf is not content to let Furnas control the position.

Furnas is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Furnas throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Furnas is thwarting Adolf's attempts to control the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Adolf decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Furnas wants to improve his position but Adolf is controlling well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Adolf not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Furnas wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Adolf sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Furnas defending well though.
Adolf not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Adolf wants to work for an arm triangle but Furnas is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Furnas trying to hold on to Adolf's head to control him but Adolf postures up.
Adolf is trying to control the action in half guard but Furnas is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Furnas throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Adolf shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Furnas wants to control but Adolf is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Adolf is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Adolf is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Furnas is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hitler Adolf!