PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kha Ri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ri's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Surrender To Me. Chuck Fuck Tito has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Ri
vs
Fuck Tito

177 cm
26
194 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
196 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition 159 Energy + Stamina
Milwaukee's Best Nutrition 159 Energy + Stamina

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kha Ri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ri throws out a loose jab but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito scores with a one two! Ri had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheers as Ri lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fuck Tito doesn't seem phased though.
Nice cross by Fuck Tito.
Ri is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ri loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Ri checks a leg kick nicely.
A clash of legs there as Ri blocks the low kick.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ri.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Fuck Tito's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuck Tito obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ri checks the leg kick.
Fuck Tito misses with a wild body shot.
Fuck Tito throws a chopping leg kick but Ri manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ri looks to land a combination but Fuck Tito avoids it well.
Ri fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jab by Fuck Tito.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Ri.
Ri bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Ri bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Ri keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a one two combo.
Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ri.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight on the outside.
Ri is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Fuck Tito's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Ri uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping right.
Ri throws out a loose jab but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws an overhand right that lands on Ri's shoulder, as Ri tries to avoid the shot.
Ri walks into a left hand.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ri.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ri.
Fuck Tito slips a straight right by Ri.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ri misses with a double jab
and Fuck Tito counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ri thows a body shot but no joy.
Fuck Tito lands a nice hook to Ri's body. Ri takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab.
Fuck Tito attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ri misses with a hook. Fuck Tito ducked under it nicely.
Ri throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Fuck Tito scores with a three punch combo!
Ri takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fuck Tito lands with a hook. Ri tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice uppercut there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ri manages to avoid it.
Ri misses with a body shot
and Fuck Tito counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fuck Tito throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands with a nice body punch.
Fuck Tito pivots, looking for a leg kick but Ri is out of range and Fuck Tito settles back down.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ri manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ri wants to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that Ri avoids nicely.
Ri takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ri takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fuck Tito has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ri tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck Tito swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuck Tito scores with a shot to the body.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Ri blocks it.
Ri has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands with an overhand left.
Ri misses the shot to the body.
Ri avoids the body shot from Fuck Tito.
Ri drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ri moves out of range of the leg kick from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ri stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuck Tito fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ri is out of range.
Ri ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fuck Tito takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ri throws a hook but Fuck Tito blocks it.
Ri loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Ri throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Fuck Tito to counter with a crisp jab.
Ri misses with a double jab
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fuck Tito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fuck Tito walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ri checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuck Tito.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
An inside leg kick from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ri.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fuck Tito darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ri lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Fuck Tito backs up against the cage.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito lands a two punch combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Ri was well out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Ri is looking to clinch but Fuck Tito is avoiding it.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Ri.
Ri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuck Tito moves away.
Ri fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Ri was well out of range.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Ri saw that one coming.
Ri takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuck Tito tests Ri's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ri misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fuck Tito connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ri throws a jab when Fuck Tito was well out of range.
Ri slips under a jab.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook. Ri ducked under it nicely.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ri.
Ri scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ri gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ri throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
Kha Ri has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice defenses there by Ri.
Ri misses with an uppercut. Fuck Tito saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ri in his tracks.
Ri slips a jab and a cross from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab.
Fuck Tito punishes Ri's body with a nice straight punch.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fuck Tito swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Ri.
Fuck Tito takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Fuck Tito loads up on a big right hand but Ri slips the punch.
Ri loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Fuck Tito throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito staying out of range there.

Ri drives through and clinches with Fuck Tito against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Fuck Tito.
Ri lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Fuck Tito fails to land.

Fuck Tito escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ri tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuck Tito was well out of range. Poor timing from Ri.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook. Ri ducked under it nicely.
Fuck Tito throws a good cross that connects.
Ri throws a lazy right hand but Fuck Tito sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ri throws out a loose jab but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ri counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ri uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Ri throws a hook but Fuck Tito blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kha Ri showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fuck Tito has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!