PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Shield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Ferguson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Matt Shield's chin.

Ferguson
vs
Shield

200 cm
27
270 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

188 cm
26
265 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Legal High's - 158+ Recovery And 159+ Stamina $40
Legal High's - 158+ Recovery And 159+ Stamina $40

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Matt Shield!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shield misses the shot to the body.
Shield throws a big shot that misses.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice defenses there by Shield.
Shield scores with a nice right hand.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Shield throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shield looks to land a combination but Ferguson avoids it well.
Ferguson misses with a hook.
Shield doesn't manage to clinch there - Ferguson circles away.
Jab by Shield.
Shield tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shield slips under a jab from Ferguson.
Shield throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shield. Ferguson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shield throws a hook but Ferguson blocks it.
Shield throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ferguson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ferguson drops his hands momentarily and Shield takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ferguson looks to land a left hand but Shield moved out of range nicely.
Ferguson defending well as Shield loads up on a big left hand.

Shield drives through and clinches with Ferguson against the cage.
Shield pressing his opponent against the cage.
Ferguson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Shield has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Ferguson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Shield prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Ferguson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shield.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shield lands with a short shot to the head.
Shield is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Shield blocking some punches.
Shield is looking to control Ferguson's arms but Ferguson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shield has his back to the cage.
Ferguson can't get the takedown.
Shield is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ferguson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ferguson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Ferguson is breathing heavily.
Shield gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Ferguson.
Shield tries to stall but Ferguson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Shield prevents a takedown attempt there.
Shield stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shield lands a shoulder strike.
Shield stalls.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shield.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shield.
Shield lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shield leaning against his opponent.
Shield lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ferguson backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shield creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shield lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Shield - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Shield wants to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Matt Shield.

Shield has Ferguson up against the cage in a clinch.
Shield lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shield misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ferguson can't find room to land a body shot as Shield controls the action.
Shield is pushing Ferguson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ferguson goes for a takedown attempt but Shield pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ferguson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Shield swings for the body but Ferguson moves out of range.
Shield scores with a jab to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shield tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ferguson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ferguson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shield finds it's way round the side to connect with Ferguson's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shield tries to close the distance and clinch but Ferguson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shield takes a swing at Ferguson's ribcage but misses.
Shield throws a combination that misses
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Shield wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shield.
Shield misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shield darts in trying to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matt Shield dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ferguson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ferguson blocks a jab.
Ferguson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shield on the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Ferguson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shield throws a looping overhand right but Ferguson ducks down to avoid it.
A bone on bone clash there as Shield blocks the leg kick.
Shield looks to clinch
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shield fails in his attempt to clinch.
Matt Shield seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Shield.
Matt Shield seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shield looks to clinch
and Ferguson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body. Shield takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Shield looks to throw the jab but Ferguson is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Shield ducks down to avoid it.
Shield wants to clinch
and Shield takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shield jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shield uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ferguson.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fighters circling - Shield throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shield missing with a left hand there. Ferguson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ferguson throws a combination that misses
and Shield connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ferguson throws a big shot that misses.
Turd Ferguson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shield.
Shield wants to clinch up but Ferguson keeps it at a distance.
Shield wants to clinch
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ferguson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ferguson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ferguson moves away from the strike by Shield.
Shield is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ferguson.
Nice defenses there by Ferguson.
Ferguson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shield with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice defenses there by Ferguson.
Shield throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shield tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Shield swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Shield blocks a jab.
Shield slips under a jab from Ferguson.
Shield misses with a shot to the body
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shield misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ferguson.
Shield waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a big shot that misses.
Shield tries to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a stiff right hand.
Ferguson connects with a jab.
Shield fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ferguson checks it well.
Nice defenses there by Ferguson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson missing with a left hand there. Shield was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ferguson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ferguson slips a jab and a cross from Shield.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Ferguson misses its intended target.
Shield throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ferguson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shield throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.

Shield is rocked!
Ferguson throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Shield crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Turd Ferguson!