PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Konstantin Kalyagin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bony Phony (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalyagin comes to the cage accompanied by Show Me Your Genitals. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kalyagin
vs
Phony

189 cm
27
224 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

195 cm
27
215 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Konstantin Kalyagin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bony Phony!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalyagin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kalyagin tries to land a front kick but Phony steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Phony scores with a nice head shot.
Kalyagin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kalyagin misses with an uppercut. Phony saw that one coming.
Kalyagin thows a body shot but no joy.
A slow jab from Phony misses its intended target.
Phony avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Phony fails to land with a series of punches.
Phony wants to clinch up but Kalyagin keeps it at a distance.
Kalyagin lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Phony avoids a kick to the body.
Kalyagin slips a straight right by Phony.
Phony throws a series of punches but Kalyagin avoids them all with ease.
Phony lands with a shot to the body.
Kalyagin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phony lands a jab.
Kalyagin looks to throw the jab but Phony is out of range.
Phony misses with a jab to the body
and Kalyagin counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kalyagin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Kalyagin blocks a low kick nicely.
Kalyagin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Phony takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Phony tries a low kick but Kalyagin avoids it.
Kalyagin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Phony avoids the body shot from Kalyagin.
Phony misses with a shot to the body
and Kalyagin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kalyagin misses with an uppercut. Phony saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalyagin dips to his left and cracks Phony with an uppercut!
Kalyagin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Phony momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kalyagin takes a swing at Phony's ribcage but misses.
Phony wants to land a leg kick but Kalyagin is out of range.
Phony misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kalyagin.
Phony takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kalyagin avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd cheers as Kalyagin lands an impressive looking overhand right. Phony doesn't seem phased though.
Kalyagin misses with a combination
and Phony cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Phony swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kalyagin counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phony scores with the left hand. Kalyagin knows he should have avoided that one.
Phony throws a leg kick
and Kalyagin counters with a two punch combo.
Kalyagin misses with a hook. Phony ducked under it nicely.
Kalyagin thows a body kick. Phony tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Phony connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kalyagin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Phony slips a jab and a cross from Kalyagin.
Phony misses with a combination
and Kalyagin counters with a solid body kick.
A big right from Kalyagin misses.
Phony misses with a shot to the body
and Kalyagin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Phony misses with a series of wild punches.
Phony throws a leg kick
and Kalyagin counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phony tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kalyagin was well out of range. Poor timing from Phony.
Phony moves out of range as Kalyagin strikes.
Kalyagin misses with a leg kick
and Phony counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kalyagin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Phony misses with a double jab
enabling Kalyagin to counter with a crisp jab.
Kalyagin moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Phony uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kalyagin.
Kalyagin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Phony lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kalyagin at a distance.
Phony moves out of range as Kalyagin strikes.
Kalyagin misses with an attempted mid kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Konstantin Kalyagin dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kalyagin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Phony counters with a right hand to the body.
A shot to the body from Phony misses
and Kalyagin makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Phony really felt that one!
Phony misses with a wild combination.
Konstantin Kalyagin is winning the standup battle so far.

Phony pushes Kalyagin up against the cage in a clinch.
Kalyagin misses with a punch on the inside.
Phony blocking some punches.
Kalyagin swings wildly with an uppercut but Phony uses good head movement to avoid it.

Kalyagin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Phony swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kalyagin tests Phony's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Konstantin Kalyagin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Phony scores with a jab. Kalyagin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Phony in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
A punch combination from Phony misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalyagin ducks under a wild hook from Phony.
Kalyagin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kalyagin shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
An inside leg kick lands from Kalyagin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kalyagin. Phony does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Kalyagin misses the target.
Phony slips a jab and a cross from Kalyagin.
Kalyagin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Phony sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Phony pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kalyagin tries to land a leg kick but Phony saw it coming and moves away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Phony.
Phony looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalyagin blocks a leg kick.
Phony scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kalyagin doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Phony misses with a double jab.
Phony falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kalyagin counters with a right hand to the body.
Phony is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Phony throws a front kick aimed at Kalyagin's knee but Kalyagin avoids it well.
Kalyagin throws a good cross that connects.
A jab from Kalyagin finds it's way through Phony's defenses.
Kalyagin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Phony.
Kalyagin slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phony drops his hands momentarily and Kalyagin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A big left from Phony misses.
Kalyagin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Phony lands with a right hand.
Phony tries to clinch there but Kalyagin circles away.
Kalyagin defending well as Phony loads up on a big left hand.
Phony scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Phony moves out of range as Kalyagin strikes.
Kalyagin wants to land a leg kick but Phony is out of range.
Phony works the jab nicely.
A big right from Kalyagin misses.
Kalyagin throws an overhand right that lands on Phony's shoulder, as Phony tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalyagin blocks a jab.
Kalyagin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Phony misses with a series of wild punches.
Kalyagin throws the left hand but Phony avoids the punch easily.
Kalyagin misses with a double jab
and Phony counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kalyagin thinking.
Kalyagin thows a leg kick but Phony checks it
letting Phony counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A telegraphed right hand from Phony misses the target.
Phony misses the body punch
and Kalyagin counters with a nice body shot.
Phony throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kalyagin misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bony Phony showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Phony is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Phony lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kalyagin lands with a nice combination. Phony backs away looking to recover.
Kalyagin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Phony sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Phony throws a jab but it's blocked by Kalyagin.
Kalyagin swinging wildly here.
Kalyagin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Phony to score with a decent uppercut.
Phony swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kalyagin moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A swing and a miss from Kalyagin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phony connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kalyagin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Phony misses
and Kalyagin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kalyagin moves away from the strike by Phony.
Phony throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kalyagin counters with a three punch combo that has Phony backing up. Phony nods at Kalyagin to acknowledge the strikes.
Phony swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kalyagin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Phony counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Phony misses with a body shot.
Nice body kick there by Kalyagin.
Kalyagin connects with a crisp jab.
A combination from Phony does no damage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kalyagin.
Phony has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phony comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kalyagin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Phony.
Kalyagin circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kalyagin counters with a stiff right hand.
Phony misses with a body shot
and Kalyagin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Phony throws a body punch but Kalyagin moves out of range.
Kalyagin keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kalyagin with a hook.
Kalyagin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kalyagin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalyagin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Phony's sensitive parts.
Phony chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Phony scores with a nice head shot.
Phony misses with a straight left.
Kalyagin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kalyagin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Phony circles away quickly and effectively.
Kalyagin misses with a straight right.
Phony throws a hook but Kalyagin avoids it easily.
Kalyagin circles away from the clinch attempt.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kalyagin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kalyagin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Phony blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalyagin misses with the head strike.

Kalyagin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Phony throws an overhand right that lands on Kalyagin's shoulder, as Kalyagin tries to avoid the shot.
Kalyagin misses the shot to the body.
Kalyagin moves forwards but Phony connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Phony avoids the body shot from Kalyagin.
Kalyagin cracks Phony with a right hand to the side of the head.
Phony throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kalyagin misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Phony counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Phony throws a big shot that misses.
Kalyagin misses with a straight right.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Phony takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Phony misses with a combination
letting Kalyagin counter with a right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Konstantin Kalyagin showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kalyagin has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Konstantin Kalyagin!