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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hassenmussendussenberg's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gunther - Ding Ding Dong . Chuck Norris told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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219 lbs
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200 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a sloppy right hand. Norris should have avoided that one.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Norris walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Norris sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a big uppercut and Norris crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Norris looks OK. Von Hassenmussendussenberg waves Norris back to his feet!
Norris is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris is still on wobbly legs! Can Von Hassenmussendussenberg finish him?
Norris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Norris seems to have recovered his senses.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab to the jaw.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg sizes up Norris with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice uppercut lands for Von Hassenmussendussenberg. That snapped Norris's head back.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a big left! Norris is wobbled badly! Von Hassenmussendussenberg comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Norris to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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