PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yiutsa Misura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoi kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rock You Like a Hurricane. Misura is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: MacGyver - Original Theme. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Yiutsa Misura was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hoi
vs
Misura

205 cm
26
267 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

215 cm
27
271 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aloha Hoi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yiutsa Misura!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi looks to throw the jab but Misura is out of range.
Misura takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Misura walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hoi.
Hoi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Misura.
Misura throws a lazy right hand but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hoi throws a looping overhand right but Misura ducks down to avoid it.
Hoi just misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi misses with an uppercut.
Hoi slips under a jab.
Misura misses with the body kick
and Hoi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Yiutsa Misura has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hoi misses with a looping left.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Misura lands a slapping body shot.
Misura throws a hook to the side of Hoi's head but Hoi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hoi moves out of range of the leg kick from Misura.
Hoi swings away with a body shot that misses
and Misura counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hoi thinking.
Misura throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Misura walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hoi.
Misura looks gassed!
Nice body kick there by Hoi.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi jabs at Misura's body.
Hoi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hoi lands a body shot.
Misura on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hoi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A swing and a miss from Hoi.
Hoi keeps Misura at a distance using the push kick.
Misura takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hoi with a jab.
Hoi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A jab from Hoi finds it's way through Misura's defenses.

That has opened up Yiutsa Misura's cut even more.
Hoi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hoi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hoi digs a good body shot into Misura's ribs.
Hoi throws a leg kick which misses Misura's front leg but catches the back leg as Misura tries to avoid it.
Misura has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hoi finds it's way round the side to connect with Misura's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi digs a good hook to Misura's body.
Hoi takes a swing at Misura's ribcage but misses.
Hoi scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi throws a shot to the body.

Hoi has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hoi lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hoi will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Misura up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hoi.
Hoi keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Misura's efforts to push away.
A hook to the body from Hoi.
Hoi digs a right hand into Misura's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Misura's gas tank.
Misura's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hoi works on Misura's body with a couple of short punches.
Hoi scores with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Hoi - that landed with a thud.
Hoi lands a nice uppercut.
Hoi lands with a left to the head.
Hoi lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Misura or not.
Hoi lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hoi lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hoi lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hoi stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hoi throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoi stalling the fight.
Hoi cracks Misura with a nice body shot.

Hoi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hoi, right into the meat.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hoi. Misura shrugs it off though.
Hoi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hoi connects with a body shot.
Hoi misses with a straight left.
Misura throws a hook but Hoi avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Misura.
A big right from Misura misses.
Misura takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hoi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Misura counters with a straight right hand.
Misura throws out a loose jab but Hoi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hoi lands with an overhand left.
Hoi takes one to the chin there.
A telegraphed right hand from Hoi misses the target.
Misura takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Misura avoids the body shot from Hoi.
Hoi looks to score with a jab to the body but Misura is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice shot by Misura.
Hoi takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hoi jabs at Misura's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aloha Hoi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yiutsa Misura's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Misura misses with a telegraphed body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Misura ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hoi moves away.
Hoi blocks a jab.
Hoi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hoi looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hoi jabs at Misura's body.
Misura is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hoi.
Hoi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi punishes Misura's body with a nice straight punch.
Hoi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hoi punishes Misura's body with a nice straight punch.
Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Misura was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Misura is breathing heavily.
Hoi throws a shot from downtown. Misura moves away and avoids it.
Hoi lands an overhand right.

The cut above Yiutsa Misura's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoi slips a jab from Misura.
Misura throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hoi sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Misura misses the body punch
and Hoi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Misura thinking.
Hoi jabs at Misura's body.
Hoi throws a head kick but Misura moves out of range.
Hoi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Misura takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hoi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hoi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Misura takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good standup being displayed there by Hoi as he connects with a hook.
Hoi throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hoi misses with a few strikes there.
Hoi scores with a hook.
Hoi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoi throws a lazy right hand but Misura sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi throws a predictable looking body shot
and Misura counters with a straight right hand.
Hoi ducks under a wild hook from Misura.
Hoi thows a body shot but no joy.
Hoi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Misura takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Yiutsa Misura's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Misura looks to throw a body kick
and Hoi counters with a right hand to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Misura.
Hoi throws out a loose jab but Misura uses good head movement to avoid it.
Misura has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hoi.
Hoi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice shot by Hoi.
Misura misses with a jab to the body
letting Hoi counter with a right hand.
A swing and a miss from Misura.
Nice shot lands for Hoi.
Misura takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hoi scores with a jab to the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Yiutsa Misura's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Aloha Hoi!