PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Dangle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jim Dangle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Destruction
vs
Dangle

191 cm
21
264 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

194 cm
27
239 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shawn Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Dangle!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destruction lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dangle shoots in and drives through. Destruction sprawls well.
Dangle wants to land a leg kick but Destruction is out of range.
Dangle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Destruction's sensitive parts.
Dangle takes a swing at Destruction's ribcage but misses.

Dangle shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Destruction is trying to escape the mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Destruction is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Destruction really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Dangle throws some wild stikes that Destruction manages to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Destruction wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
A nice elbow there by Dangle.
A nice elbow there by Dangle.
Dangle postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Destruction looks a forlorn figure.
Destruction tries to hold on but Dangle pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dangle raining down shots from the mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Destruction is working to get back to half guard.
Dangle throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Destruction bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Destruction is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Destruction pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dangle is keeping the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dangle manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Destruction wants to control but Dangle is having none of it.
Destruction really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Destruction is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Destruction is wriggling around trying to escape.
A nice elbow there by Dangle.
Destruction is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Destruction is trying desperately to improve position.
Dangle controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jim Dangle dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dangle scores with a spinning back kick!
Destruction checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dangle fails with a takedown attempt.
Dangle throws a head kick that misses.
Destruction throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dangle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dangle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dangle.
Destruction checks a leg kick nicely.
Dangle cracks Destruction with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dangle throws a leg kick that misses.

Dangle gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Destruction trying to control but Dangle is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dangle wants to improve his position but instead Destruction has moved into half guard.
Dangle is trying to get back to full guard.
Destruction is looking to take a break and control but Dangle is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Destruction is really struggling to control Dangle but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Destruction drops an elbow to the side of Dangle's head.
Destruction trying to control from Dangle's half guard. Dangle has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Destruction trying to control the position from guard on top but Dangle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Destruction tries to stand but Dangle is controlling from the bottom.

Dangle is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Destruction is aware though and is defending well.
Dangle is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Destruction trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dangle's guard.

Dangle had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Destruction defends it easily.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A clash of legs there as Destruction blocks the low kick.
Destruction fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dangle manages to avoid it.
Dangle takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dangle throws a leg kick but Destruction sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dangle connects with a solid leg kick.
Dangle shoots and misses
and Destruction counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dangle throws a lazy body kick
and Destruction cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Good leg kick by Dangle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dangle connects with the punch.
Dangle is looking to chop away at Destruction's legs.
Destruction fails to land with a series of punches.
Dangle dodges the punch combination from Destruction.
Dangle throws a head kick but Destruction moves out of range.
Dangle throws a wild body kick that Destruction sees coming a mile off.

Dangle shoots in and bounces Destruction off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Destruction is controlling Dangle's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction trying to control the position.
Dangle prevents Destruction from getting back to his feet.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Destruction holds on and takes a little breather.
Dangle preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shawn Destruction dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Destruction blocks a low kick nicely.
Destruction misses with a two punch combination.
Dangle misses with a takedown
letting Destruction counter with a right hand.
Destruction is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dangle.
Destruction avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dangle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Destruction's head.
Dangle shoots in and drives through. Destruction sprawls well.
Dangle throws a low kick but Destruction avoids it.

Destruction moves into the clinch.
Dangle tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dangle keeps control of Destruction as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Destruction is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Destruction lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Destruction trying to stall but Dangle improves his position.
Dangle wants a takedown.
Shawn Destruction has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Dangle.
The referee calls for Destruction to work.
Destruction doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Destruction lands with a left to the head.
Dangle fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Destruction breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Destruction fails with the takedown
and Dangle counters with an outside leg kick.
Dangle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Destruction connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dangle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Destruction has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Destruction and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jim Dangle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Destruction will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dangle shoots in for a double leg but Destruction sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
An inside leg kick lands from Dangle.
Good leg kick by Dangle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Dangle looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Destruction wants to sweep here but Dangle controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction is trying to control the position but Dangle postures up.
Destruction working a defensive guard but Dangle manages to pass into side control anyway.
Destruction is not content to let Dangle control the position.
Destruction tries to improve position but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
I wouldn't like to be where Destruction is right now.
Dangle grinds an elbow into Destruction's temple.
Destruction is trying to improve his position.
Dangle scores with a couple of short elbows.
Destruction tries to improve position but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Destruction struggling a bit here.
An elbow from Dangle crashes against the mat.
Destruction struggling a bit here.
Dangle controlling the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A head kick misses from Dangle.
Destruction fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dangle avoids it really well and circles away.
Dangle shoots and misses
and Destruction connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jim Dangle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dangle has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jim Dangle!