PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Denny Crane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Crane's choice of entrance music: TOUCHED. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Cartmen
vs
Crane

182 cm
24
204 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

185 cm
23
215 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Denny Crane!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crane throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cartmen was covering up waiting for the punch and Crane finishes the takedown easily into guard.

Crane avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Crane avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Cartmen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Cartmen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Crane defends well.

Crane is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Cartmen has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Crane is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Cartmen.
Cartmen is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Crane tries for a kimura but Cartmen is defending well.

Crane tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Crane has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Crane in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Cartmen is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Denny Crane!