PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between G P (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dennis Rodman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dennis Rodman looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

P
vs
Rodman

195 cm
23
235 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

225 cm
25
237 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, G P!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dennis Rodman!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

P closes the distance and pushes Rodman back into the cage.
Rodman tries to pull guard but P holds him up against the cage and eventually Rodman drops back down to his feet.

P drags the fight down to the ground.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

P looking for a guillotine here but Rodman defends easily.

P looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Rodman won't allow P to get back to his feet.
P preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rodman preventing the sweep.
Rodman trying to control but P is working from the bottom.
Rodman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
P might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
P throws a sloppy head kick and Rodman moves out of range easily.
Rodman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Rodman connects with a solid leg kick.
P throws an overhand right that lands on Rodman's shoulder, as Rodman tries to avoid the shot.
Rodman throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Rodman lands with a kick to the temple. P shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rodman lands a high kick!
Rodman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

P shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than P was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Rodman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
P punching from mount but Rodman doing a good job of avoiding damage.
P is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Rodman can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Rodman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Rodman is desperately trying to improve his position but P has a good base and remains in mount.

P goes for an armbar but Rodman turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Rodman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rodman trying to control but P is working from the bottom.
Rodman throws a strike but P rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Rodman keeping moving, preventing P from controlling successfully.
P is really struggling to control Rodman but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P is breathing heavily.

Rodman is looking to sinch up a triangle. P throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Rodman's body to avoid the submission. Rodman has instead reached around P's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Rodman arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dennis Rodman!