PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peter Pan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pen Pen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pen Pen told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Pan
vs
Pen

163 cm
24
138 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

169 cm
22
139 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Pan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pen Pen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pan's sensitive parts.
Pan fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pan avoids the body shot from Pen.
Pen throws a head kick but Pan moves out of range.
Pen misses with a few strikes there.
Pan tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pen sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pan somewhat.
Pan tries to land a front kick but Pen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pan shoots in looking for a takedown. Pen tries to sprawl out of it but Pan keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Pen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Peter Pan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pen takes a swing at Pan's ribcage but misses.
Pan shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pen sprawls well. Pen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Pan gets slowly back to his feet.
Pen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pen misses with a double jab.
Pen tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pan circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Pen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pen looks gassed!
Pen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pan.
Pen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pan is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pen.
Pen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pan shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pen pinned against the cage. Pen gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Pen lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pan throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pen's waist but Pen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pan off to one side.
Pen Pen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pen fails to land with a series of punches.
Pen wants to slow Pan down by chopping away at his legs.
Pen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pan will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A jab from Pen finds it's way through Pan's defenses.
Pen blocks a low kick nicely.
Pen looks to land a combination but Pan avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pan shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pen as he jumps to the side.
Pan shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pen sprawls well. Pen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Pan gets slowly back to his feet.
Pen misses with a two punch combination.
Pen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pan.
Pan shoots in for a takedown but Pen shows good takedown defense.
Pen misses with a series of wild punches.
Pen thows a body shot but no joy.
Pan fails with the takedown.
Pen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pan shoots in for a double leg but Pen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pan throws a lazy head kick
and Pen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pen works over Pan's head and body with a nice combination.
Pan slips a jab and a cross from Pen.
Pen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pan was well out of range. Poor timing from Pen.
Pen lands a nice shot that snaps Pan's head back.
Pan tries for a takedown but Pen circles away easily
and Pen counters with a three punch combo that has Pan backing up. Pan nods at Pen to acknowledge the strikes.
Pan misses with a leg kick
and Pen counters with a leg kick.
Pen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pen misses with a two punch combination.
Pen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pan rather than just go for the knockout.
Pan fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pen avoids it really well and circles away.
Pen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pen misses with a double jab.
Pan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pen counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pan tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Pan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pen.
Pan ducks under a wild hook from Pen.
Pen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pan moves away.
Pan scores with the left hand. Pen knows he should have avoided that one.
Pan shoots in and drives through. Pen sprawls well.
Pen misses with a wild body shot.
Pen tries to bum rush Pan with a series of wild strikes but Pan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pen misses with a series of wild punches.
Pen stuffs the takedown attempt from Pan. Pan gets slowly back to his feet.
Pen lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Pen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pan circles away quickly and effectively.
Pan has a takedown stuffed.
Pen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pen Pen dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pen throws a right and a left that Pan avoids nicely.
Pan throws a leg kick but Pen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pan misses with a head kick.
Pan shoots in looking for a takedown. Pen tries to sprawl out of it but Pan keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Pen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice takedown defense from Pen. No joy for Pan on that attempt.
Pan will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Peter Pan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pen cracks the inside of Pan's front leg.
Pen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pan circles away quickly and effectively.
An inside leg kick lands from Pen.
Pen throws a looping overhand right but Pan ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pen throws a series of punches but Pan avoids them all with ease.
Pen stuffs the takedown attempt from Pan. Pan gets slowly back to his feet.
Pen Pen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pen defending well as Pan loads up on a big left hand.
Pen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pan looks for a takedown but Pen sprawls well.
Pen cracks the inside of Pan's front leg.
Pan sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pen throws a series of punches but Pan moves out of range.
Pen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pan's calf.
Pan throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pan shoots in for a takedown but Pen shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pen. Pan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pan tries a head kick but it misses.
Pen tries to bum rush Pan with a series of wild strikes but Pan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pen misses with the combination.
Pan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pan looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pen is fending him off so far but Pan persists. Nope, Pen circles away and we're back to standing.
Pen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pen throws the kick towards the body but Pan avoids it.
Pen lands with a slapping head kick.
Pen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Pan. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Nice takedown defense from Pen. No joy for Pan on that attempt.
Pan shoots in for a double leg but Pen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pen.
Pen lands a jab-cross combination.
Pan shoots for a double leg takedown but Pen sprawls well. He's pushed Pan's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Some wild striking there from Pen.
Pan is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pen sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pan shoots in looking for a takedown. Pen tries to sprawl out of it but Pan keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Pen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Good work by Pen as he checks the leg kick.
No joy there for Pen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Pan feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Pan trying to stand up but can't free himself from Pen's guard.

Pen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pen tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pan tries to stand but Pen is controlling from the bottom.
Pan stopping the sweep attempt from Pen.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Pen looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Pan is defending well. Pen quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Pan has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Pen celebrates on the ropes, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pen Pen!