PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snuggling Grenades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Umaga Beeturasa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeturasa has chosen Metallicas Sanatarium, coming home as his entrance music. Snuggling Grenades has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Grenades
vs
Beeturasa

220 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Solid chin

StarDust. Cosmic Creations.

[†CoE†]Terror-Trition 155Q[†CoE†]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Snuggling Grenades!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Umaga Beeturasa!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grenades misses with a wild body shot.
Grenades throws a good cross that connects.
Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Grenades but Grenades pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Grenades keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nice takedown defense from Grenades. No joy for Beeturasa on that attempt.
Snuggling Grenades has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Umaga Beeturasa.
Beeturasa tries for a takedown but Grenades sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Beeturasa fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Grenades sprawls well initially but Beeturasa persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Beeturasa missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Beeturasa is keen to just control but Grenades is a slippery customer.
Beeturasa takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Beeturasa is looking to take a break and control but Grenades is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Grenades keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Beeturasa thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grenades is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Beeturasa sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Grenades defending well though.
Beeturasa throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Beeturasa is trying to control the action in half guard but Grenades is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Beeturasa is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Beeturasa thows a huge punch but Grenades dodges it nicely.
Grenades avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Beeturasa.
Grenades is refusing to be controlled, as Beeturasa sits in half guard.
Beeturasa throwing shots but Grenades is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Grenades wants to improve his position but Beeturasa is controlling well.
Grenades blocking the ground and pound attempt from Beeturasa.
Beeturasa tries to pass to full mount but Grenades defends it.
Grenades is looking to control Beeturasa's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Grenades avoid being mounted?

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Beeturasa looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Grenades is fending him off so far but Beeturasa persists. Nope, Grenades circles away and we're back to standing.
Horrible takedown by Beeturasa or perhaps it was just good defense by Grenades which made him look bad.
Umaga Beeturasa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grenades tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beeturasa was well out of range. Poor timing from Grenades.
Grenades stuffs the takedown attempt from Beeturasa. Beeturasa gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeturasa throws a series of punches but Grenades avoids them all with ease.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Beeturasa.
Grenades throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Beeturasa on the side of the head.
Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown but Grenades shows good takedown defense.
Beeturasa throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Grenades's waist but Grenades gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Beeturasa off to one side.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Grenades throws a one two combo.
Beeturasa has a takedown stuffed.
Beeturasa looks gassed!
Beeturasa fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Beeturasa is defended easily by Grenades.
Beeturasa has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Grenades finds it's way round the side to connect with Beeturasa's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeturasa throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Grenades's waist but Grenades gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Beeturasa off to one side.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Beeturasa has a takedown stuffed.
Beeturasa tries to move into range but Grenades moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Beeturasa closes this distance looking for a takedown but Grenades circles away.
A punch lands to the side of Beeturasa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grenades ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Grenades lands a nice hook to Beeturasa's body. Beeturasa takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beeturasa is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Grenades fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Beeturasa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Grenades moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snuggling Grenades dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Grenades ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Grenades but Grenades pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Grenades sprawls well. Grenades wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Beeturasa gets slowly back to his feet.
Grenades slips under a jab.
Grenades is looking to wear down Beeturasa with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice sprawl there from Grenades as Beeturasa shoots in.
Snuggling Grenades has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Umaga Beeturasa.
Beeturasa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Grenades lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Grenades lands with a good body shot.
Grenades stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch lands to the side of Beeturasa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Beeturasa is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Grenades.
Beeturasa throws a big shot that misses.
Snuggling Grenades is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Grenades lands with a right hand.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Beeturasa is defended easily by Grenades.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Grenades listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grenades fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beeturasa looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
Grenades lands with a nice body punch.
Beeturasa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grenades jabs at Beeturasa's body.
Grenades scores with a sloppy right hand. Beeturasa should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grenades scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Beeturasa moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Beeturasa takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A shot to de liver by Grenades. Beautiful body shot.
Grenades slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Umaga Beeturasa is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Grenades ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Grenades is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Grenades ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Grenades is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Beeturasa takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Grenades lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Grenades dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grenades scores with a hook to the body. Beeturasa takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Grenades lands a nice shot to the body.
Grenades is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beeturasa can do to turn this around?
Beeturasa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Beeturasa takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenades's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Grenades duly obliges.
Grenades catches Beeturasa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Grenades but Grenades pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Grenades tests Beeturasa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Grenades lands with a good body shot.
Grenades lands a nice looking body shot.
Grenades wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Beeturasa takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grenades with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A nice combination there by Grenades.
Grenades connects with a looping right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Left hook, right uppercut from Grenades.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grenades wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A shot to de liver by Grenades. Beautiful body shot.
Grenades stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Grenades wants it to stay on the feet.
Beeturasa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Grenades connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Grenades throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Beeturasa stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grenades bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Beeturasa's head backwards.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grenades lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beeturasa at a distance.
Grenades cracks a nice hook into Beeturasa's ribs.
Left hook, right uppercut from Grenades.
Grenades tests Beeturasa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snuggling Grenades dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Grenades tests Beeturasa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Grenades stuffs the takedown.
Beeturasa tries for a takedown but Grenades sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Beeturasa shoots for a takedown but Grenades saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Snuggling Grenades has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Umaga Beeturasa.
Beeturasa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Grenades lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beeturasa at a distance.
A decent looking cross lands there for Grenades.
Beeturasa takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Grenades lands with a shot to the body.
Grenades changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Grenades lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beeturasa at a distance.
Beeturasa takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Grenades scores with a hook to the body. Beeturasa takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Grenades connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Beeturasa momentarily.
Beeturasa misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Grenades scores with a one two! Beeturasa had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Snuggling Grenades is winning the standup battle so far.
Grenades wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grenades lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Beeturasa backs up against the cage.
Grenades moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Beeturasa tries to score a power double leg takedown but Grenades sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Beeturasa somewhat.
Grenades comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Grenades stuns Beeturasa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Grenades lands a nice hook to Beeturasa's body. Beeturasa takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grenades dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grenades lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Beeturasa takes one on the button.
Grenades moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Grenades connects with the punch.
Grenades scores with a shot to the body.
Beeturasa shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Grenades defends it nicely.
Grenades lands with a cross.
Grenades thuds a left hand into Beeturasa's body.
Grenades fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Beeturasa has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Grenades scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenades lands a nice shot to the body.
Beeturasa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Beeturasa on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Beeturasa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Beeturasa looks for a takedown but Grenades sprawls well.
Beeturasa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Grenades thuds a left hand into Beeturasa's body.
Beeturasa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Grenades tests Beeturasa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Grenades cracks a nice hook into Beeturasa's ribs.
Grenades connects with a right hand. Beeturasa shakes it off.
Beeturasa misses with a takedown attempt - Grenades sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grenades throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Beeturasa stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grenades lands with a good body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beeturasa takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Beeturasa takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Grenades uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Grenades works the jab nicely.
Donk. Grenades catches Beeturasa right on the button with a cross.
Umaga Beeturasa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Beeturasa fails with a takedown attempt.
Grenades thuds a left hand into Beeturasa's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grenades smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Beeturasa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Grenades fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snuggling Grenades showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Grenades, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snuggling Grenades!