PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Barbarino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I am Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbarino comes to the cage accompanied by The Barbarino song. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Barbarino
vs
am Thor

191 cm
23
275 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

225 cm
25
265 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Vinnie Barbarino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, I am Thor!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thor tries to clinch there but Barbarino circles away.
Barbarino circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thor misses with a body shot.
Barbarino throws the left hand but Thor avoids the punch easily.

Barbarino closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Thor did well to prevent Barbarino getting side control.
Thor wants to get back to his feet.
Thor tries to get to full guard but Barbarino has control of the leg.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Barbarino connects with a nice short shot to Thor's temple.
Barbarino lands with a punch from half guard.

Barbarino is trying for a kimura here. Thor looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Barbarino wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Vinnie Barbarino!