PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ishmael Street (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homo Erectus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homo Erectus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Street
vs
Erectus

189 cm
19
210 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ishmael Street!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homo Erectus!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
Erectus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Street.
Street scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Erectus walks into a straight right hand from Street.
Erectus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Erectus fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Erectus looks gassed!
Street throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Street lands with a nice body kick.
Street throws a nice outside leg kick.
Street feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Erectus's calf.
Street thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Erectus if he has to take too many more of those.
Street cracks the inside of Erectus's front leg.
Street is looking to slow Erectus down with leg kicks.
Street lands a front kick.
Erectus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice takedown defense from Street. No joy for Erectus on that attempt.
Ishmael Street has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homo Erectus.
Street lands a nice looking kick to the body. Erectus takes a step back to recover.
Street fakes the leg kick and cracks Erectus in the body.
Erectus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Street throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Erectus.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Street, right into the meat.
Street explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Street lets loose with a powerful body kick. Erectus will feel that in the morning.
Erectus has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Street.
Street throws a leg kick which misses Erectus's front leg but catches the back leg as Erectus tries to avoid it.
Street scores with a leg kick.
Street goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A chopping leg kick lands by Street.
Erectus slips a jab and a cross from Street.
A head kick from Street lands but Erectus takes it in his stride.
Street keeps Erectus at a distance using the push kick.
Street throws a front kick that sends Erectus stumbling back into the cage.
Erectus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Street scores with a push kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Street.
Street throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Erectus.
Street goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Erectus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Street.
Street plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ishmael Street is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Street throws a head kick that half lands.
Street scores with a hook.
Erectus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Erectus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Street. That one must have hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Street misses with a jab, cross combination.
Erectus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Street, right into the meat.
Street throws a nice head kick!
Street lands a jab to the head.
Street lands with a kick to the ribs.
Street fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Erectus.
Street feints and then cracks Erectus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Erectus down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Street lands a nice leg kick that just misses Erectus's sensitive parts.
Street lands a nice looking kick to the body. Erectus takes a step back to recover.
Street goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Both fighters circling a little - Street finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Street thumps Erectus with a low kick.
Street feints and then cracks Erectus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Erectus down.
Street throws a quick inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
Street scores with a kick to the midsection.
Street scores with a head kick.
Erectus walks forward, straight into a front kick from Street.
Street chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Street scores with a nice body kick.
Street throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Street lands a head kick!
Erectus is trying desperately to land a takedown but Street is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Erectus.
Street lands a head kick. Erectus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Street lands with a kick to the ribs.
Street goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Street throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Street throws a nice head kick!
Street's corner calls for a 1-2. Street obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Erectus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Street - the referee stops the clock and Erectus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Street. Erectus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Street throws a quick inside leg kick.
Street thumps Erectus with a low kick.
Street scores with a head kick.
Street turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Erectus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Street throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Erectus's head.
Street connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Street fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Erectus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Erectus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Street. That's going to slow Erectus down.
Street turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Street throws a head kick that half lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Street delivers a nice body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
Erectus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Street stuns Erectus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Street lands with a nice body kick.
Street lands with a kick to the ribs.
Erectus takes a kick to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Street.
Street thows a body kick. Erectus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Street scores with a leg kick.
Street lands with a slapping head kick.
Street lands with a cross.
Street dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Erectus. That did some damage!
Erectus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Street.
Street lands a nice looking kick to the body. Erectus takes a step back to recover.
Erectus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Erectus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Erectus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Both fighters circling a little - Street finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Street lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ishmael Street dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Erectus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Street.
Erectus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Street moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A head kick from Street lands but Erectus takes it in his stride.
Erectus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Street can pounce on him.
Erectus shoots in and drives through. Street sprawls well.
Street throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Erectus's head.
Erectus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Street lands with a slapping head kick.
Street looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Erectus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Erectus might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Street has got the better of the exchanges.
Street fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Erectus.
Street lands a head kick!
Erectus tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ishmael Street is winning the standup battle so far.
Street throws a head kick that Erectus semi-blocks.
An inside leg kick lands from Street.
Street scores with a jab to the jaw.
Homo Erectus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Erectus is breathing heavily.
Erectus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Street.
Street scores with a nice head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Street throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Erectus's head.
Street scores with a leg kick.
Street moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Street fakes the leg kick and cracks Erectus in the body.
Street lands with a kick to the temple. Erectus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Street is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Erectus can do to turn this around?
Street throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Erectus.
Erectus tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Erectus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Street throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Street lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Street lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Street.
Street throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Erectus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Street can pounce on him.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
Street scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Street throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Erectus.
Street cracks the inside of Erectus's front leg.
Street throws a quick inside leg kick.
Street throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Street connects with a high kick.
Street throws a combination. Erectus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Street scores with a nice body kick.
Street throws a head kick that half lands.
Street jabs Erectus right on the nose. Erectus blinks but takes it well.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Street, right into the meat.
Street tests Erectus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Street bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Street lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Street.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Street.
Street throws a nice head kick!
Street thumps Erectus with a low kick.
Erectus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Street. That's going to slow Erectus down.
Street buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Street delivers a nice body kick.
Erectus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Street goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Street fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Erectus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Erectus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Street throws a head kick that Erectus semi-blocks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Street.
Street connects with a looping right hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Street, right into the meat.
Erectus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Street connects with the punch.
Street scores with a push kick.
Street lands a head kick. Erectus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Street lands a head kick. Erectus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Street connects with a solid leg kick.
Street scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Street.
Erectus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheers as Street lands an impressive looking overhand right. Erectus doesn't seem phased though.
Street lands with a kick to the temple. Erectus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Street swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Erectus.
Street lands a head kick!
Street throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Street.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
Street scores with a push kick.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
Street thumps Erectus with a low kick.
Erectus is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Street scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Street throws a right and a left that Erectus avoids nicely.
Street throws a head kick that half lands.
Street leaves Erectus with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Street scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Street throws a nice head kick!
Street throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Street scores with a spinning back kick!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Street feints and then cracks Erectus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Erectus down.
Erectus has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Street lands with a thumping leg kick.
Erectus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crunch! Street slams his shin into Erectus's torso.
Street throws a leg kick which misses Erectus's front leg but catches the back leg as Erectus tries to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ishmael Street dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Street. That's going to slow Erectus down.
Street dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Erectus. That did some damage!
Street looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Erectus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Street as he avoids it easily.
Erectus fails with the takedown.
Street connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Street scores with a kick to the midsection.
Erectus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Street throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Street turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Street.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Street.
Street lands a head kick!
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Street.
Street throws a nice head kick!
Street lands a nice leg kick that just misses Erectus's sensitive parts.
Erectus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Erectus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Street scores with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Street throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Street scores with a nice body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Street, right into the meat.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Street.
Street throws a head kick that Erectus semi-blocks.
Street scores with a spinning back kick!
Street dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Erectus. That did some damage!
Erectus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Street scores with a leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Street!
Street feints and then cracks Erectus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Erectus down.
Street throws a quick inside leg kick.
Erectus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Street scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Street scores with a push kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Street finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Street.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Street.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Erectus takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Street lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Street feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Erectus's calf.
Street lands with a slapping head kick.
Street moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Street throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Street throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Erectus.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Street. Erectus shrugs it off though.
Street with a nice cross.
Street throws a nice outside leg kick.
Street goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Street chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Street throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A thudding body kick lands there by Street!
Nice body kick from Street.
Street lands a head kick!
Street looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Street connects with a high kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Street moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Donk. Street catches Erectus right on the button with a cross.
Street lands with a thumping leg kick.
Street thuds his shin into the meat of Erectus's side.
An inside leg kick lands from Street.
Street explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Street lands a nice looking kick to the body. Erectus takes a step back to recover.
Street throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Street buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Erectus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Street lands with a kick to the temple. Erectus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Erectus takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Street fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Erectus.
Street lands a nice leg kick that just misses Erectus's sensitive parts.
Street looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Street scores with a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Street. That's going to slow Erectus down.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Street.
Street throws a leg kick which misses Erectus's front leg but catches the back leg as Erectus tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Street. Erectus shrugs it off though.
Erectus on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Street. Street obviously looking to wear him down.
Street chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Good shot there by Street.
Street smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Street - that will leave a mark!
Erectus steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Street. That one must have hurt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Street.
Street connects with a right hand. Erectus shakes it off.
Street cracks Erectus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Street throws a head kick that Erectus semi-blocks.
Street is looking to slow Erectus down with leg kicks.
A solid body kick from Street.
Street lands a nice leg kick that just misses Erectus's sensitive parts.
Street lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Street scores with a push kick.
Street is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Street throws a one two combo.
Homo Erectus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ishmael Street is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Street scores with a head kick.
Street lands a high kick!

And that's the end of the fight!
Ishmael Street showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Street has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:24
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ishmael Street!