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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moe Problems (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will Sartell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Problems comes into the arena with Juicy blaring out of the sound system. Sartell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Nightmare kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be fireworks!
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270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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197 cm
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281 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Moe Problems!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Will Sartell!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Problems throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Problems takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sartell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Problems checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Problems shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sartell as he jumps to the side.
Sartell fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Problems fails with a takedown attempt.
Sartell staying out of range there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Problems.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Moe Problems. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sartell is looking to clinch.
Problems fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Problems fails with the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Problems circles away from the clinch attempt.
Problems keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Problems swats away the attempt to clinch by Sartell.
Problems misses with an uppercut. Sartell saw that one coming.
Sartell fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sartell clinches up against the ropes.
Sartell keeps control of Problems as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Problems is trying to force a seperation but Sartell has the dominant position.
Sartell lands a nice elbow.
It looks like Moe Problems has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Problems is looking to break free of the clinch but Sartell has double underhooks.
Problems tries to break the clinch but Sartell is controlling the position.
Sartell tries to stall but Problems uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sartell lands a nice elbow.
Problems takes an elbow to the temple.
Problems blocks the elbow strike.
Problems on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Problems is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Problems wants to break the clinch but can't.
Problems is trying to break the clinch but Sartell is controlling him.
Problems wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sartell lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Problems or not.
Nice elbow from Sartell.
Moe Problems's cut is getting worse.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Sartell just misses with a elbow thrown towards Problems's brow.
Sartell tries to land knees in the clinch but Problems avoids the damage to the body.
Sartell lands a damaging elbow.
Sartell lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Moe Problems's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sartell lands a knee to the body.
Problems is breathing heavily.
Sartell creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Problems's defenses.
Sartell trying to land knees to the body.
Sartell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Problems is defending well for now.
Sartell slowing the pace effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sartell throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sartell looking to slow down the pace here.
Sartell lands a nice knee to the body.
Sartell lands an elbow that stopped Problems in his tracks for a moment.
Sartell tries to land knees in the clinch but Problems avoids the damage to the body.
Problems takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jeez, Moe Problems's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Moe Problems's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Will Sartell!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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