PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Osman Ralf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ralf is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Frontlines. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Balls
vs
Ralf

197 cm
24
185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

178 cm
24
176 lbs
3 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $21 158 Muscle Bulk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Huge Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Osman Ralf!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Balls misses.
Balls walks into a stiff left hand from Ralf.
A slow jab from Balls misses its intended target.
Ralf scores with the left hand. Balls knows he should have avoided that one.
Balls pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ralf moves away from the strike by Balls.
Ralf swings for the body but Balls moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ralf misses with a head kick.
Balls throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice cross by Balls.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls throws a hook but Ralf blocks it.
Ralf scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Balls will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Balls checks a leg kick.
Ralf moves forwards but Balls connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Balls throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ralf.
Balls waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ralf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Balls misses with a series of wild punches.
Balls connects with a single shot there.
Ralf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Balls.
Ralf throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Balls's waist but Balls gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Ralf off to one side.
Balls lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ralf throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Balls, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralf throws a head kick that misses.
Balls avoids the head kick by Ralf.
Balls scores with a jab. Ralf acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ralf scores with a push kick.
Balls looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ralf throws a head kick but Balls moves out of range.
Balls cracks Ralf with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls moves into range and connects with a jab.
A jab from Balls misses.
Balls throws a series of punches but Ralf moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Ralf.
Balls is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Balls missing with a left hand there. Ralf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Balls misses with a series of wild punches.
Balls takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Balls dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ralf tries to score a power double leg takedown but Balls sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Ralf somewhat.
Balls has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Balls fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ralf on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Some wild striking there from Balls.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Balls throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ralf throws a hook but Balls blocks it.
Huge Balls is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ralf throws a series of punches but Balls avoids them all with ease.
Balls stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Balls wants it to stay on the feet.
A head kick misses from Ralf.
Ralf ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Balls lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ralf wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Balls blocks a head kick by Ralf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Ralf tries to clinch there but Balls circles away.
Balls scores with a jab.
A slow jab from Ralf misses its intended target.
A head kick misses from Ralf.
Ralf displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Balls throws out the jab.
Ralf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ralf throws a head kick that Balls semi-blocks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralf throws a head kick that misses.
Balls moves out of range of the body kick.
Ralf misses with a body kick.
Balls misses with a double jab
and Ralf counters with an inside leg kick.
Ralf lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ralf shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Balls defends it nicely.
Huge Balls has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Osman Ralf.
Ralf fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Balls paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Balls swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ralf counters with a nice body kick.
Ralf swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Huge Balls is winning the standup battle so far.
Balls takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Balls throws a series of punches but Ralf moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Balls dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Ralf tries to clinch up but Balls circles away and keeps his distance.
Ralf slips under a jab.
Balls blocks a head kick by Ralf.
Ralf tries to clinch up but Balls circles away and keeps his distance.
Balls bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ralf's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Balls misses with a straight right.
Balls avoids the head kick by Ralf.
Ralf turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Balls really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls looks to score with a jab to the body but Ralf is just out of range.
Balls throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ralf gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Balls throws a hook but Ralf avoids it easily.
Nice body kick there by Ralf.
Ralf throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ralf is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Balls.
Huge Balls is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ralf uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Balls.
Ralf closes this distance looking for a takedown but Balls circles away.
Ralf bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Balls drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Ralf is trying to control Balls's posture but Balls avoids it.
Ralf wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Ralf bucks up and tries to throw Balls off but instead Balls has got his back!
Good control from Balls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralf controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
Ralf takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Balls slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Balls.
Balls slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Balls lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Ralf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Balls is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Ralf has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Ralf trying to control the hands but Balls breaks the grip.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Balls has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Huge Balls just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Ralf slips a straight right by Balls.

And that's the end of the fight!
Huge Balls showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Balls has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Huge Balls!