PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Robinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and New Druida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robinson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rage Against The Machine - Pistol Grip Pump. Jack Robinson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Robinson
vs
Druida

198 cm
23
275 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

201 cm
20
270 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Robinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, New Druida!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robinson misses with an uppercut.
Robinson cracks Druida with a good jab.
Druida tries to clinch but Robinson is having none of it.
Robinson misses with a head kick.

Druida lands a big head kick that sends Robinson tumbling to the mat! Druida takes a step backwards and waves Robinson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Robinson is rocked!

It looks like Jack Robinson has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Robinson moves away from the strike by Druida.
Oh Robinson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Druida is looking to land body kicks.
Druida wants to clinch.
Robinson misses with a body shot.
Robinson seems to have got his legs back now.
Druida fails with an attempt to clinch.
Robinson throws a series of punches but Druida moves out of range.
Robinson tries to land a front kick but Druida steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Druida slips a jab and a cross from Robinson.
Look low, kick high! Druida uses the oldest trick in the book to send Robinson tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Druida is absolutely delighted - when Robinson wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). New Druida!