PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boxcar Willie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ololo Pysh Pysh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Willie
vs
Pysh Pysh

190 cm
21
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

208 cm
26
287 lbs
7 - 3 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Boxcar Willie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ololo Pysh Pysh!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pysh Pysh misses with a wild body shot.
Pysh Pysh throws a lazy right hand but Willie sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pysh Pysh comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Willie looks for the body kick but Pysh Pysh saw that one coming.
Pysh Pysh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Willie slips a straight right by Pysh Pysh.
Willie gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pysh Pysh.
Willie is looking to land body kicks.
Ololo Pysh Pysh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Willie throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Willie shoots in and bounces Pysh Pysh off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Willie tries to free his leg and advance position but Pysh Pysh is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh wants to sweep here but Willie controlling him for the moment.

Willie thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Willie landing with the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pysh Pysh utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Willie preventing the sweep.

Pysh Pysh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Willie is aware though and is defending well.
Pysh Pysh lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Willie!
Willie tries to reverse the position but Pysh Pysh maintains control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh with shots to the head and body - Willie looks very uncomfortable down there.
Pysh Pysh cracks Willie with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Pysh Pysh lands with some strikes.

Pysh Pysh swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Willie is now in Pysh Pysh's guard. A big mistake from Pysh Pysh there, giving up the dominant position!
Willie lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Willie lands a couple of digs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pysh Pysh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Willie is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Willie working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pysh Pysh is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Willie connects with a couple of short punches.
Pysh Pysh is trying to control the position but Willie postures up.
Willie working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pysh Pysh's head.
Pysh Pysh looking to control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Willie's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pysh Pysh looking for a sweep. Not yet Pysh Pysh, not yet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Willie's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Pysh Pysh working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Willie doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Willie manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Pysh Pysh looks gassed!
Willie slips nicely into half guard.
Willie is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Willie seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Willie working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Pysh Pysh is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Willie scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Willie sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pysh Pysh defending well though.
Willie is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Pysh Pysh tries to hold on but Willie postures up.
Willie breaks from Pysh Pysh's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Pysh Pysh is trying desperately to improve position.
Pysh Pysh in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pysh Pysh gets back to half guard.
Pysh Pysh is looking to control Willie's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Pysh Pysh avoid being mounted?
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Willie is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Willie lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Willie drops an elbow to the side of Pysh Pysh's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boxcar Willie dominated that round.
That's time! Willie's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Willie gets the takedown into side control.
Willie in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Pysh Pysh regains half guard.
Willie is controlling the pace.
Willie thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Pysh Pysh to regain full guard.

Willie drops back looking for a leg! Pysh Pysh is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Pysh Pysh manages to kick Willie off! Willie jumps back into Pysh Pysh's guard.

Pysh Pysh looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pysh Pysh is breathing heavily.
Pysh Pysh wants to sweep here but Willie controlling him for the moment.

Pysh Pysh looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Willie lands a couple of digs.
Willie looking to pass the guard.
Willie won't allow Pysh Pysh to sweep him here.
Pysh Pysh avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Willie throwing strikes but missing.
Willie throwing strikes from guard but Pysh Pysh blocks nicely.

Pysh Pysh is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Willie is aware though and is defending well.
Willie is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pysh Pysh tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Willie landing some decent shots from guard.
Pysh Pysh looking to hit a scissor sweep but Willie is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh is trying to control the position but Willie postures up.
Willie works over Pysh Pysh with some ground and pound from guard.
Willie throws a big right hand that misses.
Willie stands up over Pysh Pysh, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Willie drops back looking for a leg! Pysh Pysh is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Pysh Pysh manages to kick Willie off! Willie jumps back into Pysh Pysh's guard.
Pysh Pysh utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Willie drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Willie jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Pysh Pysh wants to sweep but no luck.
Willie working some strikes from top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pysh Pysh is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Willie defends well.
Willie slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Pysh Pysh is looking for a sweep.
Willie works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

Willie is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Pysh Pysh is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Willie trying to control the position but Pysh Pysh is working away.
Boxcar Willie overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The ground and pound from Willie seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Willie wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pysh Pysh keeps working.
Willie throws a strike aimed at the side of Pysh Pysh's head but Pysh Pysh avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh gets back to half guard.
Pysh Pysh slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Pysh Pysh wants to hit a switch here but Willie passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Pysh Pysh there!
Willie fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Pysh Pysh is desperately trying to improve his position but Willie has a good base and remains in mount.
Pysh Pysh regains half guard.
Nice strikes from Willie there.

Willie is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Pysh Pysh defends it well.
Pysh Pysh is looking for a sweep. Willie is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boxcar Willie dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Willie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pysh Pysh.

Willie scores with a takedown into Pysh Pysh's guard.
Pysh Pysh controls Willie momentarily but Willie frees himself.

Pysh Pysh has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Willie can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pysh Pysh working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Willie.
Willie stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pysh Pysh swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Willie accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Willie postures up in Pysh Pysh's guard and throws a big left but Pysh Pysh blocks it.
Pysh Pysh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Willie stopping the sweep attempt from Pysh Pysh.
Willie trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Willie gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Willie looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pysh Pysh is one step ahead there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Willie is on top in guard.
Pysh Pysh is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Willie throwing strikes from guard but Pysh Pysh blocks nicely.
Ololo Pysh Pysh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Willie is in close to Pysh Pysh's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Pysh Pysh is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Willie works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pysh Pysh is looking to improve his position.
Willie scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Willie is nestled in close to Pysh Pysh, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Willie lands a nice short elbow.
Pysh Pysh avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Willie.
Willie frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Willie landing strikes from the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Willie with the ground and pound from mount.
Pysh Pysh is in all sorts of trouble here.

Willie swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Pysh Pysh is now in Willie's guard. A big mistake from Willie there, giving up the dominant position!
Willie working a defensive guard here.
Pysh Pysh works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pysh Pysh prevents Willie from improving his position.
Willie won't allow Pysh Pysh to pass to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pysh Pysh is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Pysh Pysh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Boxcar Willie is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Willie works his way to full guard. Good work.
Willie might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Pysh Pysh trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Willie pulls Pysh Pysh in to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boxcar Willie showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Willie, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boxcar Willie!