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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). One Turd has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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155 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
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175 cm
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163 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Steve Montenegro and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Turd tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Simpson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Turd manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Simpson is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Simpson prevents Turd from improving his position.
Turd actively working from the bottom here.
Turd is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Simpson pulls his head out easily.
Turd throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Simpson wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd looking for submissions off his back.
Turd tries to roll over but Simpson keeps him under control.
Turd manages to get to full guard.
Turd throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Simpson doesn't defend quickly enough and Turd has managed to lock this one up! Can Simpson escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Turd on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). One Turd!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
47% |
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