PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between JR NIGGA (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and nuf nuf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). NIGGA's entrance music is ask about me by JR. A fine choice. JR NIGGA looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

NIGGA
vs
nuf

181 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, JR NIGGA!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, nuf nuf!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

NIGGA scores a takedown into full mount!
NIGGA looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
nuf is trying desperately to improve position.
nuf tries to hold on but NIGGA postures up.
NIGGA prevents nuf from getting the reversal.
nuf tries to hold on but NIGGA postures up.
nuf is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
nuf tries to lock up and control but NIGGA gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
NIGGA is in the full mount, landing strikes.
nuf wants to hold on but NIGGA pushes him away.
nuf is in all sorts of trouble here.
nuf tries to hold on but NIGGA pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
nuf might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control NIGGA kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
NIGGA throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for nuf because NIGGA loaded up on that one.
NIGGA misses with a head shot.

NIGGA has control of nuf's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and nuf regains control of the situation pretty easily.
nuf takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
NIGGA trying to control but he's not successful this time.
nuf tries to hold on but NIGGA pushes him away.
NIGGA trying to control but nuf is having none of it.
nuf wants to hold on but NIGGA pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
nuf tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
nuf tries to lock up and control but NIGGA gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
nuf is trying to escape the mount.
nuf tries to hold on but NIGGA postures up.
NIGGA controlling the position easily from mount.
NIGGA knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for nuf on the ground.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
nuf is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JR NIGGA dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

nuf misses with a takedown attempt

and NIGGA counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
NIGGA stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. nuf swivels though and keeps the full guard.
nuf not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
NIGGA missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

nuf throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
NIGGA looking to pass the guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
NIGGA postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nuf looking to hit a scissor sweep but NIGGA is one step ahead there.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

NIGGA rushes nuf and presses him up against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

NIGGA escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
NIGGA scores with a push kick.
nuf with a lazy takedown attempt

and NIGGA counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

NIGGA has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed nuf clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nuf is covering up but some of the strikes from NIGGA are getting through and doing damage.
nuf is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by NIGGA.
nuf can't escape the position.
A bit of a pause in the action here. NIGGA controlling the positon.
NIGGA has the hooks in. nuf is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nuf is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
NIGGA has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for nuf.
nuf trying to control the hands but NIGGA breaks the grip.
NIGGA lands a shot to the head.
nuf trying to control but not successfully.
NIGGA is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. NIGGA gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. NIGGA gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. NIGGA apologises and we restart here on the feet.

NIGGA shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. nuf is trying to defend but NIGGA finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
nuf tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
NIGGA controlling the action here.
NIGGA wants to control but nuf is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JR NIGGA dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

nuf doesn't succeed with the takedown

and NIGGA counters by clinching up.
nuf tries to land knees in the clinch but NIGGA avoids the damage to the body.
NIGGA tries to pull guard but nuf won't allow it.
nuf wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
nuf jumps guard but NIGGA stands there with nuf around his waist. nuf gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
nuf has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

NIGGA is trying to trip nuf. He has hold of a leg but nuf is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. NIGGA persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
nuf looking to control.
NIGGA trying to control the position from guard on top but nuf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

NIGGA got a little sloppy there for a moment and nuf has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, NIGGA has managed to get both his arms back between nuf's legs - danger averted.
nuf avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
NIGGA trying to stand up but can't free himself from nuf's guard.
nuf is trying to control the position from the bottom.
NIGGA working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of nuf's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

NIGGA throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. nuf was covering up waiting for the punch and NIGGA finishes the takedown easily into guard.
nuf not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
NIGGA sitting in guard, not really doing much.
nuf is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
NIGGA has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
nuf wants to control the position but NIGGA says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

NIGGA is working for a kimura but nuf is defending it quite comfortably.
NIGGA is figuring out what he wants to do next.
nuf is trying to stand back up but NIGGA is controlling him

NIGGA decides to return to a standing position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

NIGGA looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
NIGGA preventing the sweep.
nuf is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
NIGGA content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
NIGGA is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
nuf not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
nuf nuf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
JR NIGGA is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
NIGGA wants to pass the guard but nuf is keeping the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
JR NIGGA showed his dominance in that final round.
Well NIGGA has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... JR NIGGA!