PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randall Hope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget
vs
Hope

150 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

210 cm
22
308 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Randall Hope!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hope misses with a series of wild punches.
Hope throws a combination but it was largely blocked by A Fat Midget.
A Fat Midget avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hope lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hope closes the distance and clinches up with A Fat Midget, looking for a takedown. Hope pushes A Fat Midget against the cage but A Fat Midget circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

A Fat Midget scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
A Fat Midget wants to take a breather but Hope is having none of it.

A Fat Midget is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
A Fat Midget performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Fat Midget is keen to just control but Hope is a slippery customer.
A Fat Midget performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
A Fat Midget is trying to control. Hope wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
A Fat Midget trying to mount his opponent but Hope defends it.
Hope really doesn't want to stay on the ground with A Fat Midget. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
A Fat Midget passes to side control.
A Fat Midget really is a fat lump.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

A Fat Midget is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hope has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hope manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
A Fat Midget wants to control but Hope is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hope passes to full mount!
A Fat Midget tries to lock up and control but Hope gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Fat Midget is in all sorts of trouble here.
A Fat Midget wants to hold on but Hope pushes him away.

Hope stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
A Fat Midget avoids the body shot from Hope.
Hope throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Hope throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A Fat Midget walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hope throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent A Fat Midget stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A Fat Midget is breathing heavily.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Hope has cracked A Fat Midget with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Hope lands another huge swinging hook and A Fat Midget tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save A Fat Midget, before Hope can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Randall Hope!