PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Zohan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

vs
Smith

172 cm
22
154 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

175 cm
19
153 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zohan !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hannibal Smith!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith defending well as loads up on a big left hand.
moves out of range of the strikes.
Smith lands with an uppercut that bounces off the cage and back into rage.
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smith stuffs the takedown attempt from . gets slowly back to his feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Smith has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Smith and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Smith throws a head kick but moves out of range.
Smith circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smith scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Smith goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

is rocked!
A head kick by Smith - that's a beauty! is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Smith can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hannibal Smith!