PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between R Dekkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russell Brand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brand has chosen Russell Brand and Katie Perry as his entrance music. R Dekkers has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dekkers
vs
Brand

180 cm
23
140 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

187 cm
22
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Demonic Drugs
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, R Dekkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Russell Brand!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dekkers throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dekkers really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dekkers pushes Brand away with a front kick.
Dekkers swats away the attempt to clinch by Brand.
Dekkers throws a lazy right hand but Brand sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dekkers throws a head kick but Brand moves out of range.
Dekkers tries to clinch up.
Dekkers tries a head kick but it misses.
Dekkers with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dekkers throws a front kick that sends Brand stumbling back into the cage.
Brand looks gassed!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Dekkers! Brand is out on his feet! Dekkers rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Brand is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Brand is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). R Dekkers!