PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blaze Moores (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr Blue Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blaze Moores has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Moores
vs
Blue Balls

189 cm
23
210 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

180 cm
23
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Blaze Moores!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dr Blue Balls!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moores looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Moores.
Moores throws a sloppy head kick and Blue Balls moves out of range easily.

Blue Balls drives through with a takedown into guard.
Blue Balls slips nicely into half guard.

Blue Balls seems to be working for a kimura but Moores defends the submission attempt.
Blue Balls seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Moores does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Blue Balls is trying to work for a kimura but Moores is defending well.

Moores looking for submissions off his back.
Blue Balls is controlling the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moores wants to get back to full guard but Blue Balls has mounted him!
Moores is in all sorts of trouble here.
Moores is working hard here to advance position.
Blue Balls trying to control but Moores is having none of it.

Blue Balls is going olschool here, as he tries to force Moores to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Moores shrugs it off.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Blue Balls looks gassed!
Moores tries to hold on but Blue Balls postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Moores wants to try and get back to his feet.
Moores is trying to escape the mount.
Blue Balls tries to control but Moores wriggling away.
Moores is trying to escape the mount.
Moores's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Moores has given up his back here. Will Blue Balls look for the submission or keep pounding away?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moores is really stuck here.

Blue Balls has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Moores has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Moores breaks Blue Balls's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.

Blue Balls had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Moores defends it easily.
Moores trying to control the position from guard on top but Blue Balls is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Blue Balls looking to hit a scissor sweep but Moores is one step ahead there.
Moores content to stall in guard here.

Blue Balls working for a triangle but Moores defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Moores missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dr Blue Balls dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Blue Balls blocks a head kick by Moores.

Blue Balls closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Moores to the mat! Moores manages to get full guard.
Moores manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Blue Balls manages to get himself to full guard.
Moores thows a big elbow that misses.

Blue Balls working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Moores doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Moores manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Moores avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Moores is pushing down on Blue Balls's leg trying to pass to half guard. Blue Balls is fighting to maintain full guard but Moores has managed to sneak the leg through.
Moores is controlling the pace.
Moores is keen to just control but Blue Balls is a slippery customer.
Blue Balls is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moores is really struggling to control Blue Balls but he's trying to hold on to the position.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Blaze Moores just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Moores.
Moores throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Blue Balls looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Moores throws a head kick but Blue Balls moves out of range.

Blue Balls closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Blue Balls lands in his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blue Balls trying to control the position from guard on top but Moores is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Blue Balls drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Blue Balls jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Moores is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Moores trying to keep a closed guard but Blue Balls is proving a slippery customer.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Moores is on top in guard.
Moores wants to control from the top but Blue Balls keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blue Balls utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Moores gets to his feet. Blue Balls looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Moores gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Blue Balls counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Moores's guard now.
Blue Balls wants to control from the top but Moores keeps moving.
Moores bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Blue Balls's guard.
Blue Balls keeping moving, preventing Moores from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blue Balls is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Moores trying to control but Blue Balls is working from the bottom.

Blue Balls looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Moores lands a couple of digs.
Moores is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Moores seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Blue Balls for as long as he can get away with.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dr Blue Balls will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Blue Balls throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Moores was covering up waiting for the punch and Blue Balls finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Blue Balls sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Moores's guard.
Blue Balls frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Blue Balls fails to advance to Moores's back.
Blue Balls wants to control the pace but Moores is squirming around nicely.
Blue Balls takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Blue Balls looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Moores is looking to improve his position but Blue Balls isn't that keen on the idea.
Moores wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.

Blue Balls tightening his grip on Moores, looking for the choke.
Blue Balls avoiding Moores 's attempts to control his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Moores manages to reverse the position and now he's in Blue Balls's guard. Nice work there by Moores.
Blue Balls keeping moving, preventing Moores from controlling successfully.
Dr Blue Balls has got the better of the ground game so far.
Blue Balls is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Blue Balls is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Moores is aware though and is defending well.
Blue Balls keeping moving, preventing Moores from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Blue Balls takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Blue Balls leaves Moores with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Moores moves into the clinch successfully.
Blue Balls can't get the takedown.
Dr Blue Balls is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Blue Balls tries to pull guard but Moores holds him up against the cage and eventually Blue Balls drops back down to his feet.
Blue Balls has Moores pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Moores manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Blaze Moores has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr Blue Balls.
Moores softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Moores stops a takedown attempt from Blue Balls.

Moores successfully pulls guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moores seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Blue Balls prevents Moores from getting back to his feet.
Blue Balls looking to pass the guard.
Moores wants to stand and escape but Blue Balls is having none of it.
Blue Balls trying to control but Moores is working from the bottom.
Blue Balls prevents Moores from getting back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Moores trying to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dr Blue Balls.
I've got Blue Balls winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr Blue Balls!