PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between ethan hawke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ugly bugly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

hawke
vs
bugly

225 cm
23
307 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
297 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, ethan hawke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, ugly bugly!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Richard Clark and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bugly misses the jab.
bugly throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
hawke moves out of range as bugly strikes.
bugly misses with an uppercut.

hawke fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with bugly, pushing him back against the cage.

hawke drags the fight down to the ground.
bugly wants to stand but hawke has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

bugly gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
bugly misses with a leg kick.

hawke shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
hawke prevents bugly from standing back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
bugly wants to stand back up but hawke manages to pass into side control.
bugly is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

hawke decides to stand back up. hawke steps back and let's bugly get back to his feet.
hawke bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some wild striking there from bugly.
bugly misses with a head kick.
hawke lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like ugly bugly has been cut.
bugly looks gassed!
A nice combination there by hawke.
bugly misses with a combination

and hawke counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
hawke seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

hawke is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, bugly has managed to free his arm - good work.
bugly wants to get back to his feet.
Nice strikes from hawke there.
bugly wants to get back to his feet.

hawke stands up and beckons bugly to join him on the feet.
hawke shoots in and drives through. bugly sprawls well.
ugly bugly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
bugly dodges the punch combination from hawke.
hawke is trying hard to land a takedown here. bugly sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for hawke with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for ethan hawke. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice sprawl there from bugly as hawke shoots in.
bugly takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
bugly pivots, looking for a leg kick but hawke is out of range and bugly settles back down.
No luck with that takedown attempt from hawke.
bugly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but hawke was well out of range. Poor timing from bugly.
hawke dives in and grabs bugly's left leg, looking for a takedown. bugly pushes down on hawke's head and hops out.
hawke has a takedown stuffed.
bugly misses with a body shot

and hawke counters with a shoot takedown. bugly fights it but they end up in guard.

hawke gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
bugly throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
hawke moves out of range as bugly strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
bugly lands a head shot.
bugly throws a body punch but hawke moves out of range.
bugly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
bugly connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from bugly misses.
A head kick misses from bugly.
hawke moves out of range of the leg kick from bugly.
bugly misses with a kick to the body.

bugly tries to keep at a distance but hawke has taken the fight into the clinch.

bugly manages to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
hawke tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but bugly swivels and escapes.
No joy there for hawke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
hawke checks a leg kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ethan hawke dominated that round.
The cut man is working on ugly bugly's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

bugly misses with a hook to the body

and hawke counters with a shoot takedown. bugly fights it but they end up in guard.
hawke will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

bugly kicks hawke off and gets to his feet.
hawke digs a good body shot into bugly's ribs.
hawke fails to land the takedown.
hawke fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

hawke looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
bugly is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and hawke dives into side control.
bugly wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hawke cracks bugly with an elbow. That is naaassty.

bugly throws hawke to one side and escapes!
hawke misses with the combination.
bugly misses with a low kick.
bugly avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
hawke looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for ethan hawke. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for hawke with that takedown attempt.
bugly swings for the body but hawke moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
hawke slips a straight right by bugly.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by bugly.
hawke takes a body punch but keeps moving.
hawke shoots in for a takedown but bugly shows good takedown defense.
A slow jab from bugly misses its intended target.
bugly misses with a combination
and bugly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
bugly throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck hawke on the side of the head.
A jab from bugly does it's job there.
bugly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
hawke on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by bugly. bugly obviously looking to wear him down.
hawke blocks a jab.
hawke slips under a jab from bugly.
Some wild striking there from bugly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from bugly.
bugly throws a hook to the side of hawke's head but hawke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
bugly cracks the inside of hawke's front leg.
bugly stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and bugly wants it to stay on the feet.
ethan hawke is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
bugly throws a low kick, looking for hawke's leg but hawke calmly moves out of range.
bugly goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
bugly looks to score with a jab to the body but hawke is just out of range.
hawke dodges the punch combination from bugly.
bugly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
bugly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
bugly misses with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
bugly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by hawke.
hawke shoots in but bugly avoids the takedown attempt easily.
bugly stuffs the takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from hawke.
A telegraphed right hand from bugly misses the target.
bugly throws a lazy right hand but hawke sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
hawke will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
bugly swings and misses with a shot to the body
and hawke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
bugly looks to throw the jab but hawke is out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
bugly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
bugly turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
bugly lands with a kick to the temple. hawke shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
bugly dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on hawke. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ugly bugly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on ugly bugly's cut.
That's time! hawke's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by bugly.
bugly misses with a few strikes there.
hawke on the wrong end of a nice jab.
hawke avoids the head kick by bugly.
bugly lands a lovely overhand right.
hawke on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
bugly scores with a spinning back kick!
bugly scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. hawke doesn't seem bothered though.
bugly scores with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from bugly does it's job there.
bugly stuns hawke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
bugly lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
bugly throws a combination that misses
and hawke counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
hawke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by bugly.
bugly connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
bugly thows a body shot but no joy.
bugly swings and misses with a shot to the body

and hawke counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in bugly's guard now.

bugly pushes hawke off and scrambles back to his feet.
bugly misses the shot to the body.
hawke throws a series of punches but bugly moves out of range.
bugly throws a head kick that misses.
bugly scoring well with a low kick there.
bugly lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
bugly thumps hawke with a low kick.
bugly looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
hawke is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
bugly thows a body shot but no joy.
hawke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by bugly.
hawke blocks a head kick by bugly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
bugly misses the jab.
bugly misses with a looping right.
bugly thows a left - swing and a miss!
bugly misses with a kick to the body.
bugly misses with an uppercut.
bugly misses with a telegraphed body shot

and hawke counters with a nice double leg into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
bugly is looking to stand up but hawke isn't so interested in that idea.
hawke wants to control from the top but bugly keeps moving.

bugly uses the cage to get back to his feet.
hawke looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
hawke fails with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
hawke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as bugly throws out the jab.
bugly misses with a wild body shot.
Good leg kick by bugly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
hawke blocks a head kick by bugly.
bugly misses with a body punch
and hawke counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
bugly throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big right from bugly misses.
bugly stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and bugly wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for ethan hawke. That's going to take a lot out of him.
hawke moves away from the strike by bugly.
bugly connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
bugly lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
bugly throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
hawke shoots in for a takedown but bugly shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
bugly connects with a solid leg kick.
ugly bugly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
bugly will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A swing and a miss from bugly.
bugly stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and bugly wants it to stay on the feet.
bugly lands a nice looking body kick.
bugly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
bugly throws a right and a left that hawke avoids nicely.
hawke slips under a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
bugly throws a leg kick which misses hawke's front leg but catches the back leg as hawke tries to avoid it.
hawke tries to clinch but bugly moves out of range.
bugly tries a head kick but it misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
ugly bugly comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think bugly has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... ugly bugly!