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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ninja Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kid has chosen Stratovarius - Hunting High and Low as his entrance music. Frekkas Poop has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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168 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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183 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
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Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ninja Kid!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poop throws an overhand right that lands on Kid's shoulder, as Kid tries to avoid the shot.
Kid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poop.
Kid shoots in for a takedown but Poop shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Poop misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kid.
Poop swings for the body but Kid moves out of range.
Kid scores with a takedown into Poop's guard.
Kid drops back, looking for a kneebar! Poop looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Poop looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Poop!
Poop remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Kid manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kid throwing shots but Poop is blocking nicely.
Kid winds up and cracks Poop with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Poop blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kid.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kid is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Poop defends it well.
Kid tries to pass to full mount but Poop defends it.
Kid is trying to control. Poop wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kid missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Poop is refusing to be controlled, as Kid sits in half guard.
Kid thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Poop's head.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kid fails to land the takedown.
Frekkas Poop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ninja Kid.
Kid tries to score a power double leg takedown but Poop sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kid somewhat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kid tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Poop misses with a wild combination.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kid.
Poop jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kid moves in looking to clinch but Poop pushes him off.
Kid instigates a clinch.
Poop swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kid gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Kid is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Poop is just riding it out for now. Kid eventually gives up the hold.
Kid looks gassed!
Poop wants to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Poop keeping full guard, as Kid tries to pass.
Kid sitting in guard here, content to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kid trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ninja Kid dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Kid shoots in but Poop avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Poop throws a hook but Kid avoids it easily.
Kid slips under a jab from Poop.
Kid fails in his attempt to clinch.
Poop misses with an uppercut.
Kid shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Poop defends it nicely.
Kid fails with a takedown attempt.
Frekkas Poop has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ninja Kid.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poop stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Poop wants it to stay on the feet.
Kid closes the distance and clinches up with Poop, looking for a takedown. Kid pushes Poop against the cage but Poop circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kid tries to close the distance and clinch up but Poop swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kid shoots in and drives through. Poop sprawls well.
Kid is breathing heavily.
Kid looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Ninja Kid has been cut.
Kid tries to score a power double leg takedown but Poop sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kid somewhat.
Poop fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Poop misses with an uppercut.
Poop misses with an uppercut. Kid saw that one coming.
Kid walks into a straight right hand from Poop.
Ninja Kid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kid tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Poop swivels and escapes.
Kid shoots in for a double leg but Poop sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice straight punches there by Poop. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Poop.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kid tries to move into range but Poop moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That has opened up Ninja Kid's cut even more.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop thows a body shot but no joy.
Poop throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Poop throws a nice looking combination but Kid bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A jab from Poop finds it's way through Kid's defenses.
Kid misses with a shot to the body
and Poop makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Poop connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Poop wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Poop jabs Kid right on the nose. Kid blinks but takes it well.
Poop is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kid is rocked!
Poop misses with a straight right.
Poop misses with a few strikes there.
Kid takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The cut above Ninja Kid's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A jab from Poop does it's job there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kid misses with a takedown attempt
and Kid takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kid is still on wobbly legs! Can Poop finish him?
Poop misses with a double jab.
Kid seems to have recovered his senses.
A shot to de liver by Poop. Beautiful body shot.
Poop throws out a loose jab but Kid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Poop misses with a series of wild punches.
Poop thuds a left hand into Kid's body.
Poop throws a one two combo.
Poop dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Poop getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ninja Kid's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Poop throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Poop scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ninja Kid's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Frekkas Poop!
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hype
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