PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Intel Processor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Molar Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Processor is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Processor
vs
Bear

196 cm
18
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

204 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

SEXUAL HEALING NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Intel Processor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Molar Bear!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear keeps the fight on the outside.
Processor is breathing heavily.

Bear clinches up with Processor and pushes him back against the cage.

Bear pulls Processor into guard.
Bear trying to keep a closed guard but Processor is proving a slippery customer.

Bear looking for a guillotine here but Processor defends easily.

Bear is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Processor defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bear is on top in guard.

Bear stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Processor blocks a head kick by Bear.

Bear moves into range and clinches up with Processor.
Bear stalls.

Bear breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Processor closes the distance but Bear moves to the side

and Bear counters by moving into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bear manages to break the clinch.

Bear gets a clinch.
Bear changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Processor fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Bear lands with a kick to the temple. Processor shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Processor shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bear sprawls well. Bear wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Processor gets slowly back to his feet.
A head kick misses from Bear.
Bear tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Processor is predictable there

and Bear holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Processor tries to pull guard but Bear holds him up against the cage and eventually Processor drops back down to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bear breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bear gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bear tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Bear manages to break the clinch.
Intel Processor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown by Processor or perhaps it was just good defense by Bear which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Intel Processor. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bear pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bear goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bear tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Bear gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Processor as Bear tries to tie him up.
Bear drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Bear pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Processor clinches but Bear breaks the clinch
and Bear counters with a head kick.
Processor wants to clinch but Bear slips to the side

and Bear moves into the clinch.

Bear pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Processor tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Bear counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Bear drags the fight down to the ground.

Bear escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Processor gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Processor stopping the sweep attempt from Bear.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Molar Bear dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Processor tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bear counters with a head kick. That will keep Processor thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

Bear moves into the clinch successfully.

Bear's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bear fails to pull guard.

Bear's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Processor tries to clinch but Bear moves away

and Bear moves into the clinch.
Bear has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Processor avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Bear pulls guard successfully.
Bear controls Processor momentarily but Processor frees himself.
Bear wants to stand but Processor is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Processor preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bear is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Processor is controlling him.
Bear is trying to hold Processor in close to prevent damage but Processor has managed to pass into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bear is trying to get back to full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Bear clinches with his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Processor tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bear smiles and moves away.
Processor fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

Bear instigates a clinch.
Processor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Intel Processor. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bear breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Processor misses with a low kick.

Bear closes the distance and pushes Processor back into the cage.
Processor tries to pull guard but Bear holds him up against the cage and eventually Processor drops back down to his feet.
Processor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Processor tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bear just stands there and leans against the cage.
Processor tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bear smiles and moves away.
Processor has a takedown stuffed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bear misses the shot to the body.
No luck for Processor with that takedown attempt.
Bear lands with a kick to the temple. Processor shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Processor tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bear counters with a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice takedown defense from Bear. No joy for Processor on that attempt.
Processor blocks a head kick by Bear.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Molar Bear showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Bear breaks from the clinch.
Processor avoids the head kick by Bear.
Processor attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bear throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Processor misses with a leg kick

and Bear counters by moving into the clinch.
Bear tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Bear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Processor shoots in but Bear avoids the takedown attempt easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Bear moves into the clinch successfully.

Bear pulls guard effortlessly.
Bear looking for a sweep. Not yet Bear, not yet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear is trying to hold Processor in close to prevent damage but Processor has managed to pass into half guard.
Bear trying to control here.
Bear wants to improve his position but Processor is controlling well.
Bear trying to hold on to Processor's head to control him but Processor postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bear tries to kick Processor off but Processor keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Bear is trying to maintain the position but Processor is very close to passing his half guard.
Bear is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Processor tries to keep at a distance but Bear has taken the fight into the clinch.
Processor tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Processor tries to pull guard but Bear holds him up against the cage and eventually Processor drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Intel Processor. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bear pulls guard.
Bear is trying to control the position but Processor postures up.

Processor gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Processor throws a leg kick

and Bear counters by clinching up.

Bear breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Intel Processor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Processor thows a leg kick but Bear checks it

and Bear counters by clinching up.
Bear drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Processor gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Processor fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Processor fails to pull guard.
Processor tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Bear drags the fight down to the ground.
Processor wanted to stand there but Bear had control of the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bear wants to sweep but no luck.

And that's the end of the fight!
Molar Bear comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bear has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Molar Bear!