PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cain Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Abbott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abbott is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: turn that off im getting aroused. Abbott has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Cain Jackson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jackson
vs
Abbott

203 cm
19
289 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

166 cm
24
289 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin

Heavy Weight Nutrition (*Recovery 152 $50!)
Heavy Weight Nutrition (*Recovery 152 $50!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cain Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Drunk Abbott!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson misses with the combination.
Jackson waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Abbott.
A slow jab from Jackson misses its intended target.
Abbott avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jackson cracks Abbott with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jackson scores with a jab.
Abbott takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jackson looks to land a right hand but Abbott moved out of range.
Some wild striking there from Jackson.
Jackson throws a nice looking combination but Abbott bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jackson tries to bum rush Abbott with a series of wild strikes but Abbott uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jackson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Abbott sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Abbott shoots in but Jackson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A punch combination from Jackson misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jackson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abbott moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Abbott drives through and clinches with Jackson against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Abbott throws an elbow but misses.
Abbott pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Abbott looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jackson blocks the elbow strike.
Abbott misses with an elbow over the top.
Abbott throws an elbow that misses.
Abbott keeps control of Jackson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jackson is trying to break the clinch but Abbott is controlling him.
Abbott throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Abbott throws an elbow that misses.
Jackson wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the fighters up against the cage, Abbott throws an elbow but misses.
Jackson avoids the elbow strike from Abbott, against the cage.
Abbott lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Cain Jackson has been cut.
Jackson dodges an elbow strike from Abbott.
Jackson avoids a wild elbow strike from Abbott.
Jackson takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson is trying to break the clinch but Abbott has him pressed against the cage.
Jackson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jackson is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jackson has had enough of the clinch but Abbott keeps him there for the moment.
Abbott throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Abbott throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Abbott.

Cain Jackson's cut is getting worse.
Jackson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jackson blocks an elbow strike.
Abbott throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jackson dodges an elbow strike from Abbott.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Abbott just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jackson's brow.
Abbott is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Abbott prevents Jackson from breaking the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jackson fails to land.
Abbott lands an elbow inside that Jackson shrugs off.

Cain Jackson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Abbott pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Abbott misses with an elbow strike.
Jackson is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cain Jackson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cain Jackson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jackson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Abbott.
Jackson scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Drunk Abbott has been cut.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Abbott moves out of range.
Jackson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackson tries to bum rush Abbott with a series of wild strikes but Abbott uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Abbott tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd cheers as Jackson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Abbott doesn't seem phased though.
Jackson misses with a hook. Abbott ducked under it nicely.
Abbott dodges the punch combination from Jackson.
Cain Jackson is winning the standup battle so far.
Abbott uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jackson.
Jackson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Abbott circles away quickly and effectively.
Jackson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson misses with a hook. Abbott ducked under it nicely.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Abbott moves out of range.
Jackson misses with a series of wild punches.
Abbott ducks under a wild hook from Jackson.
Good standup being displayed there by Jackson as he connects with a hook.
Jackson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jackson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Abbott on the side of the head.
Abbott is breathing heavily.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Abbott uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jackson.
Jackson fails to land with a series of punches.
Jackson misses with a wild combination.
Abbott ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson throws a jab but it's blocked by Abbott.
Jackson throws a shot from downtown. Abbott moves away and avoids it.
Abbott throws a lazy right hand but Jackson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jackson misses with an uppercut.
Abbott uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jackson.

Abbott forces Jackson back against the cage and clinches.
Jackson dodges an elbow strike from Abbott.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Abbott.
Jackson takes an elbow to the temple.

Jeez, Cain Jackson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A bit of stalling here from Abbott.
Jackson blocks an elbow strike from Abbott.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbott throws an elbow but it misses.
Abbott lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cain Jackson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Drunk Abbott!