PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tardy Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dimi Biest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Turtle
vs
Biest

190 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tardy Turtle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dimi Biest!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turtle is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Turtle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Biest takes one on the button.
The fighters circling - Turtle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turtle lands a jab to the head.
Turtle lands with a shot to the body.
Biest displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turtle throws out the jab.
Turtle throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Biest fails with a takedown attempt.
Turtle throws a body punch but Biest moves out of range.
Turtle connects with a right hand. Biest shakes it off.
Turtle could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Turtle just misses with a punch to the body.
Turtle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turtle connects with a looping right hand.
Biest doesn't manage to clinch there - Turtle circles away.
Turtle defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Biest.
Turtle tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Biest counters by clinching up.
Turtle misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biest is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Tardy Turtle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dimi Biest.
Turtle wants to break the clinch but can't.
Biest is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Turtle is keeping busy.
Turtle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Biest's elbow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turtle. Biest does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turtle scores with a jab to the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Turtle.
Biest takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Biest takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Turtle missing with a left hand there. Biest was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biest fails in his attempt to clinch.
Biest slips a straight right by Turtle.
Biest avoids the head kick by Turtle.
Turtle misses with an uppercut. Biest saw that one coming.
Turtle lands with a hook. Biest tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Turtle looks to throw the jab but Biest is out of range.
Turtle is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biest looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Biest looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Turtle is fending him off so far but Biest persists. Nope, Turtle circles away and we're back to standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Turtle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biest manages to avoid it.
Biest uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turtle.
Turtle is breathing heavily.
A head kick by Turtle misses

and Biest counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Turtle!
Turtle is squirming around, avoiding Biest's attempts to control the action.
Biest lands with some strikes.
Biest lands a heavy elbow.
Biest manages to capitalize on a mistake by Turtle to take his back!
Turtle knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Biest on the ground.
Biest trying to control momentarily.
Biest throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Turtle!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtle tries to roll but Biest sticks to his back.
Biest is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Turtle. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Biest biding his time, looking for the opening.
Biest not allowing Turtle to control his hands.

Biest is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Turtle looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Turtle is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turtle wants to escape the position.

Biest looking for the choke but no joy.
Turtle is trying to break free.

Biest tightening his grip on Turtle, looking for the choke.
Biest gets his hands free as Turtle looks to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dimi Biest dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Biest moves out of range of the strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biest looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice body punch from Turtle.
Turtle tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Biest counters by moving into the clinch.
Turtle fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turtle is trying to force a seperation but Biest has the dominant position.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turtle. Biest does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turtle dips to his left and cracks Biest with an uppercut!
Biest tries to clinch but Turtle is having none of it.
Biest slips a straight right by Turtle.
Turtle throws out a loose jab but Biest uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Turtle does it's job there.
A big left from Turtle misses.
Biest ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Turtle misses with a double jab.
Turtle misses with a body shot.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Biest.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle misses with an uppercut. Biest saw that one coming.
Turtle displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Biest.
Turtle cracks a nice hook into Biest's ribs.
Biest tries to clinch but Turtle is having none of it.
Biest is looking to clinch.
A big left from Turtle misses.
Turtle looks to land a right hand but Biest moved out of range.
Biest shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Turtle but Turtle pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Tardy Turtle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dimi Biest.
Biest ducks right into an uppercut from Turtle.
Biest tries to clinch up.
A lazy left from Turtle finds it's target.
Dimi Biest is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turtle bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Biest's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Biest.
Biest takes a jab right on the kisser.
Turtle just misses with a punch to the body.
Turtle misses with a straight right.
Biest throws a sloppy head kick and Turtle moves out of range easily.
Biest tries for a takedown but Turtle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turtle throws an overhand right that lands on Biest's shoulder, as Biest tries to avoid the shot.
Biest shoots in looking for a takedown. Turtle tries to sprawl out of it but Biest keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Turtle manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Turtle keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Turtle throws the kick towards the body but Biest avoids it.
Biest is looking to clinch but Turtle is avoiding it.
Turtle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtle swings for the body but Biest moves out of range.
Turtle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biest moves away.
Biest is looking to clinch.
Biest ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Turtle throws and low kick but Biest moves out of range easily.
A punch lands to the side of Biest 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Biest shoots in for a takedown but Turtle shows good takedown defense.
Biest throws a chopping leg kick but Turtle manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turtle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Turtle throws a shot from downtown. Biest moves away and avoids it.
Turtle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Biest takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Biest misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turtle.
Turtle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
No joy there for Turtle, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Biest misses with a takedown attempt - Turtle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Turtle scores with a nice right hand.
Biest shoots in for a double leg but Turtle sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The fighters circle momentarily. Turtle darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Turtle throws a leg kick but Biest moved away.
Turtle moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Biest looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Turtle looks to score with a jab to the body but Biest is just out of range.
Biest has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Turtle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Turtle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fighters circling - Turtle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turtle throws a shot from downtown. Biest moves away and avoids it.
Biest bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good shot there by Turtle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tardy Turtle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Turtle scores with a nice right hand.
Turtle stuffs the takedown attempt from Biest. Biest gets slowly back to his feet.
Turtle lands a jab.
Biest walks into a jab.
Biest slips a jab and a cross from Turtle.
Tardy Turtle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turtle throws a jab but it's blocked by Biest.
Turtle works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Turtle jabs Biest right on the nose. Biest blinks but takes it well.
Biest slips under a jab from Turtle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biest takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Biest tries for a takedown but Turtle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Biest looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Turtle is fending him off so far but Biest persists. Nope, Turtle circles away and we're back to standing.
Tardy Turtle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dimi Biest.
Biest fails with a takedown attempt.
Turtle looks to score with a jab to the body but Biest is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtle waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Biest.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Biest is defended easily by Turtle.
Turtle looks to score with a jab to the body but Biest is just out of range.
Biest takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Biest keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice takedown defense from Turtle. No joy for Biest on that attempt.
A cross from Turtle lands.
Biest swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Turtle counters with a straight right hand.
Turtle lands with a cross.
Turtle throws a nice looking combination but Biest bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Biest tries to clinch but Turtle is having none of it.
Turtle is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Turtle throws a jab but it's blocked by Biest.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Turtle misses with a wild body shot.
Turtle throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Turtle wants to clinch up but Biest keeps it at a distance.
Biest misses with a wild combination.
Tardy Turtle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Turtle paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Turtle avoids the head kick by Biest.
Nice defenses there by Biest.
Turtle clobbers Biest with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Turtle scores with the left hand. Biest knows he should have avoided that one.
Turtle missing with a left hand there. Biest was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biest gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Turtle.
A lazy left from Turtle finds it's target.
Turtle takes a swing at Biest's ribcage but misses.
Turtle misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biest uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turtle.
Turtle connects with a looping right hand.
Turtle connects with a right hand. Biest shakes it off.
Turtle throws a looping overhand right but Biest ducks down to avoid it.
Biest shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Turtle as he avoids it easily.
Biest tries for a takedown but Turtle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turtle throws a looping overhand right but Biest ducks down to avoid it.
Turtle scores with a jab to the body.
Turtle connects with a right hand. Biest shakes it off.
Turtle lands with a hook. Biest tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A big right from Turtle misses.
Biest is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Turtle catches Biest with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Biest shoots in but Turtle avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Biest keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Turtle lands a jab to the nose.
Turtle connects with a looping right hand.
Turtle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Biest moves into the clinch successfully.
Turtle misses with a hook to the ribs.
Turtle misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Biest breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Turtle scores with a nice head shot.
Turtle scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biest doesn't seem bothered though.
Turtle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biest.
Turtle bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Biest's head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biest tries to clinch but Turtle is having none of it.
Turtle misses with a wild body shot.
Turtle lands with an overhand left.
Turtle misses the jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tardy Turtle showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turtle has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tardy Turtle!