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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jakob Rolf (ranked 418 p4p, 304 weight class) and Happy Hands (ranked 50 p4p, 36 weight class). Rolf comes to the cage accompanied by AVGN Theme Song. Hands comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pharoahe Monch- Simon Says kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jakob Rolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Happy Hands!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hands keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hands looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rolf changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Hands looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rolf tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Hands can't do much from the bottom here.
Hands is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Rolf asserts his dominance and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands struggling a bit here.
Rolf is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Hands has escaped the position, nice work there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands tries to buck Rolf off but Rolf is having none of it.
Hands is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Rolf asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Hands is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Rolf goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Hands rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Rolf's guard! Nice work there by Hands!
Rolf pulls Hands in to control the position.
Rolf will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Rolf has his foot on Hands's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hands works his way back into a safe position though.
Hands stands up from Rolf's guard - Hands perhaps looking for a knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands throws a leg kick but Rolf moved away.
Rolf tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hands manages to circle out of the way.
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Rolf closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hands did well to prevent Rolf getting side control.
Rolf wants to pass the guard but Hands is defending well.
Rolf is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hands has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hands trying to control from the bottom.
Rolf is working for a kimura but Hands is defending it quite comfortably.
Hands tries to get to full guard but Rolf has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hands has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Rolf is on him like a limpet, forcing Hands back against the cage.
Hands swings wildly with an uppercut but Rolf uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rolf working aggressively here.
Hands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hands misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rolf's elbow.
Rolf wants to take the fight to the mat but Hands manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Rolf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hands prevents a body shot from Rolf.
Hands lands an uppercut.
It looks like Jakob Rolf has been cut.
Rolf tries to work over Hands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Hands on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rolf backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands pushes Rolf back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hands scores with a hook to the body.
Hands prevents a body shot from Rolf.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands pushes Rolf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hands lands with a light punch inside.
A short uppercut from Hands.
Hands lands a shoulder strike.
Hands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hands lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hands lands an uppercut.
Rolf can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jakob Rolf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hands lands with a right to the head.
Rolf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hands's elbow.
Rolf lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rolf lands a left hand.
Rolf misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Hands.
Rolf is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hands pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Hands throws an elbow but it misses.
Hands scores with a shoulder strike.
Rolf lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Hands fails to land.
Rolf doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rolf.
Rolf swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rolf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hands's elbow.
Hands lands a nice uppercut.
Rolf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rolf throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Rolf has a couple of punches blocked by Hands.
Rolf working aggressively here.
Rolf avoids a wild elbow strike from Hands.
Rolf lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hands backwards.
Rolf misses with a punch to the body.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands a body punch in the clinch.
Rolf misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hands prevents a takedown attempt there.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rolf.
Hands is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Rolf tries for a takedown. No joy.
Rolf is trying to drag Hands to the mat but Hands just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A head punch on the inside from Rolf fails to land.
Rolf misses with a punch on the inside.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rolf misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rolf.
Hands lands an elbow inside that Rolf shrugs off.
Hands pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands a jab.
Rolf throws an overhand right that lands on Hands's shoulder, as Hands tries to avoid the shot.
Hands staying out of range there.
Rolf scores with a jab to the head.
Rolf misses with a body shot.
Rolf moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromHands.
Rolf moves in looking to clinch but Hands pushes him off.
Hands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rolf.
Rolf uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hands has time to react.
Rolf doesn't manage to clinch there - Hands circles away.
Rolf throws the left hand but Hands avoids the punch easily.
Rolf throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rolf.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Rolf lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hands drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Rolf right on the button. Rolf goes down! Hands follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Hands gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Hands!
An out of breath Happy Hands thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Jakob Rolf was interviewed post fight and said 'ASS!!! (https://youtu.be/c2ia8T4E2Mc)'.
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hype
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