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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 730 p4p, 705 weight class) and James Spencer (ranked 91 p4p, 86 weight class). Obaminator comes to the cage accompanied by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. On his way into the cage it seems that Barack Obaminator has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Barack Obaminator seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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185
50 - 29 - 0 |
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190 cm
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190
26 - 20 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 50 - 29 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Spencer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Emerson Jorge and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spencer's sensitive parts.
Obaminator takes a swing at Spencer's ribcage but misses.
A nice side step and Spencer releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spencer.
Obaminator thumps Spencer with a low kick.
Obaminator scores with a punch to the head.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Spencer moves out of range.
Spencer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator throws a leg kick which misses Spencer's front leg but catches the back leg as Spencer tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Spencer slips under a jab from Obaminator.
Spencer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spencer manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Spencer counters with a stiff right hand.
Obaminator connects with a nice looking jab.
Spencer needs to keep his hands up - Obaminator had a free shot at his head there.
Spencer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Obaminator jabs Spencer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Spencer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Obaminator with a body shot.
Obaminator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spencer is out of range and Obaminator settles back down.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spencer tries a quick counter leg kick but Obaminator is wise to it.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Spencer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Spencer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spencer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A clash of legs there as Spencer blocks the low kick.
Spencer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Obaminator with a body shot.
Spencer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Spencer doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator loads up on a big right hand but Spencer slips the punch.
Spencer raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spencer.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spencer! But no joy.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spencer flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Spencer counters with a left to the body.
Obaminator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Spencer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Obaminator motions for Spencer to come forward. Obaminator throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spencer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Obaminator throws a solid leg kick but Spencer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Obaminator.
Obaminator slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Obaminator finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Spencer follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Obaminator pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spencer was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
A countering left hand to the body from Spencer misses.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Spencer moved out of range.
Spencer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Obaminator with a body shot.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obaminator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Obaminator lands a nice shot that snaps Spencer's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spencer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spencer can do to turn this around?
Spencer moves out of range of the body kick from Obaminator.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spencer on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Spencer counters with a left to the body.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Obaminator walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spencer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spencer was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Spencer now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spencer slips under a jab.
Spencer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Obaminator rather than just go for the knockout.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Spencer moves away and avoids it.
Spencer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spencer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Spencer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
A nice side step and Spencer releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Obaminator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Spencer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Obaminator swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Spencer counter with a right hand.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Spencer was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a chopping leg kick but Spencer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spencer doesn't seem bothered though.
Spencer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spencer! But no joy.
Spencer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spencer! But no joy.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
and Spencer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spencer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obaminator.
Spencer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obaminator.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Spencer moves out of range.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spencer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
A little jabbing left from Spencer on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Obaminator throws a low kick but Spencer avoids it.
Spencer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
Spencer throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Obaminator throws a chopping leg kick but Spencer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
It seemed like Spencer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator throws a low kick, looking for Spencer's leg but Spencer calmly moves out of range.
Spencer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Obaminator with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Obaminator tried to score with a low kick but Spencer checks it.
As Obaminator backs off Spencer throws a huge counter combo but Obaminator manages to avoid it all.
Obaminator's jab looks to have found its range, popping Spencer under the eye.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Spencer counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spencer needs to keep his hands up - Obaminator had a free shot at his head there.
Spencer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A jab lands there for Obaminator.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Obaminator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spencer takes one to the side of the head.
Spencer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Obaminator motions for Spencer to come forward. Obaminator throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Spencer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Spencer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spencer doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator motions for Spencer to come forward. Obaminator throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Spencer counter with a right hand.
Spencer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Obaminator.
Spencer flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Obaminator scores with a hook.
James Spencer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a wild body kick that Spencer sees coming a mile off.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Obaminator scores with a hook to the body. Spencer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Spencer blocks the leg kick.
Spencer throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
A low kick from Obaminator misses
and Spencer counters with a right hand to the body.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
And Spencer responds with a good body kick, but Obaminator manages to step out the way in time.
Spencer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Spencer avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Spencer moves out of range.
Spencer appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Obaminator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obaminator.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Spencer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spencer! But no joy.
Obaminator thows a leg kick but Spencer checks it
and Spencer counters with a slapping leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Obaminator has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
During a confident post fight interview, Barack Obaminator thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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