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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Baki Hanma (ranked 666 p4p, 744 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 78 p4p, 89 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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196 cm 27 265 14 - 7 - 0 |
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197 cm 27 259 14 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Baki Hanma! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesus Christ! The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Daniel Blasius and Nard Betker.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hanma cracks a nice hook into Christ's ribs. Hanma misses the jab. Hanma lands a nice shot to the body.
Hanma scores with a jab. Christ acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
 It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut. Hanma staying out of range there. Hanma swings widly with a right hand
letting Christ counter with a right hand. Hanma lands a front kick. Hanma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christ manages to avoid it. Hanma connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Christ throws a hook but Hanma blocks it. Baki Hanma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Hanma scoring well with a low kick there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hanma.
This has been an exciting period of action! Hanma bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Christ's head. Hanma catches Christ with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hanma cracks Christ with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Christ looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away� can Hanma finish him?
 Christ is rocked! Christ misses with a series of wild punches.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Hanma misses with a hook to the body
and Christ connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Hanma works Christ's body with a nice hook. Hanma throws a right hand that Christ ducks under and follows up with a left that Christ also avoids with ease. Christ just misses with a punch to the body.
Hanma misses with a body shot.
Christ steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hanma. Christ uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hanma. Hanma misses with a shot to the body and Christ counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Hanma is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Christ dodges the punch combination from Hanma.
A low kick from Christ misses and Hanma counters with a leg kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Hanma feints and then cracks Christ's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Christ down.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Hanma connects with a jab.
Hanma lands a big right hand that sends Christ crashing to the mat! Hanma stays standing though and waves Christ back to his feet! Christ keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Christ looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Christ throws a hook but Hanma avoids it easily. Hanma is looking to counter punch. Hanma lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Christ at a distance.
Christ looks winded!
Hanma lands a big uppercut and Christ crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Christ looks OK. Hanma waves Christ back to his feet! Christ is still on wobbly legs! Can Hanma finish him? Hanma lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Christ - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Hanma!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Baki Hanma! A very excited looking Baki Hanma rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
87% |
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