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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Porter Porker (ranked 2616 p4p, 3027 weight class) and Damari Code (ranked 275 p4p, 313 weight class). Porker comes to the cage accompanied by PEPPA PIG SONG (Remix). The key to victory for Porter Porker has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porter Porker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Damari Code!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Matheus Silva and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Porker dodges the punch combination from Code.
Porker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Code scores with a nice head shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Code tries to clinch but Porker moves out of range.
Porker is looking for a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Code throws a right hand that misses
and Porker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Code showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Porker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Code. Those never looked like landing.
Code moves into the clinch successfully.
Porker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Porker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Damari Code seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Porker throws a sloppy head kick and Code moves out of range easily.
Code tries to counter with a clinch but Porker shakes him off and moves away.
Code scores with a three punch combo!
Code looks to clinch
and Porker counters with a two punch combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porker tries to move into range but Code moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Code clinches with his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porker tries to break the clinch but Code is controlling the position.
Code lands a hook that snaps the head of Porker backwards.
Porker just leaning against Code, taking a breather.
Code escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Porker jabs at Code's body.
Code tries to bum rush Porker with a series of wild strikes but Porker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Code moves out of range as Porker throws a body kick.
Code now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Porker throws an off balance right hand
and Code counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Porker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Code moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Porker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Porker throws a right hand that Code ducks under and follows up with a left that Code also avoids with ease.
Porker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Code moves into the clinch successfully.
Porker looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
I was talking to Porker's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Porker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Code backwards.
Porker lands with a left to the head.
Porker breaks from the clinch.
Porker moves away from the strike by Code.
Porker misses with a looping left.
Code tries to counter by closing the distance.
Code's corner calls for a 1-2. Code obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Code misses with a body shot.
Porker is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Damari Code will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Code throws a right and a left that both miss.
Code throws a left and a right that both miss
and Porker counters with a crisp one two that drops Code! Porker thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Code to his feet! Code is in big trouble!
Code misses with a left hand
and Porker counters with a nice right hand that sends Code toppling to the canvas! Code scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Porker finish him?!
Code is rocked!
It looks like Damari Code has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Code switches off momentarily and Porker cracks him with a monster right hand! Code topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Porker dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Porker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I JUST CARACKED THE CHEAT CODE!! IF YOU COME FOR THE PIG, YOU BEST NOT MISS!!! Shout out to the Pig Pen I Luh y'all, WHERE MY PIGGAS AT.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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